SpidersReorg

I'll be 81 when the season starts, meaning I'll probably get to see Super Bowl CXIX.

4 hours ago, heavybass said:

I counted 40

Turns out I forgot the Birmingham Stallions.

2 hours ago, heavybass said:

In this request thread of @BengalErnst... we now have reached team #40 and if be mighty rude for anyone else if you don't say howdy.

I've counted 39.

6 minutes ago, Marcos Flamengo said:

NHL 2038

 

EASTERN CONFERENCE

 

Atlantic Division: Boston Bruins • Buffalo Sabres • Canadiens de Montréal • Detroit Red Wings • Florida Panthers • Hartford Whalers* • Nordiques de Québec* • Sénateurs d'Ottawa • Tampa Bay Lightning • Toronto Maple Leafs
Metropolitan Division: Atlanta Thrashers* • Baltimore Skipjacks* • Carolina Hurricanes • Columbus Blue Jackets • New Jersey Devils • New York Islanders • Pittsburgh Penguins • Washington Capitals

 

WESTERN CONFERENCE

 

Central Division: Arizona Coyotes • Chicago Blackhawks • Colorado Avalanche • Houston Aeros* • Indiana Racers* • Minnesota Wild • Nashville Predators • St. Louis Blues • Winnipeg Jets
Pacific Division: Anaheim Ducks • Calgary Flames • Edmonton Oilers • Los Angeles Kings • Marineros de Tijuana* • Portland White Stags* • San Jose Sharks • Seattle Kraken • Vancouver Canucks • Vegas Golden Knights

 

*Expansion Team

Why is the Central Division only 9 teams?

Blitz

Silverbacks

2 minutes ago, WideRight said:

Shared Austin/San Antonio “Texas” franchise—Having a team called "Texas" is weird with Houston already in the league.

You have California and San Diego.

Condors

Clovers

4 minutes ago, zoads82 said:

Chicago

 

Also, I can only imagine the chants between the Rampage and Destroyers Fanbase during the Championship

 

":censored: you Kronke,"

":censored: you, Spanos"

I read those in UrinatingTree's voice.

Tropics!

3 hours ago, heavybass said:

Team #36

I counted 32.

Wolves!

Copperheads

Archers

St. Louis

Sharks for me

Put me down for Option 2.

6 hours ago, heavybass said:

It's time for the obligational bad looking team!

TAMPA BAY VIPERS

Arena Football will always have a home for a team that has now been rejected twice by two cities now... this is the price of being cheap in the Rock's 'UFL'.

Meanwhile everyone else's reaction...

Why two Tampa teams?

I will watch this with great interest.

1 hour ago, heavybass said:

The next thread I'll be doing will be what @BengalErnst requested and I intend to honor that.

An AFL-USFL-XFL-AAF merger, right?

2 minutes ago, heavybass said:

Because I like doing things different now and again... besides Albany was my choice.

Okay. Think you can do a helmet showcase of the final alignment like on your other threads?

1 hour ago, heavybass said:

And so this thread with this last team will be complete... the first bit of unfinished business done and the last of chasing other trends.

So how do we close this thread out? By visiting one of the major what ifs of football had 9/11 not happened....

ALBANY WARBIRDS

The Albany Warbirds are an identity that literally sells money... the alternate logo is one of the biggest sellers of hat merchandise the league has to offer, with the off silver, the two greens and the supporting black giving it a our current Buffalo Bills vibe... their fanbase are nuts and very supportive when push comes to shove.

Why does no 9/11 give Albany a team?

Also, are the Warbirds publicly owned? Albany's pretty small.

And to think I was once excited for the AFL's return...

Come on, Columbus...