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Yep.

17 years old starts 29 out of 32 games for his professional team.

Scores 11 goals and 17 assists in 87 games.

Youngest player to ever play for the US National Team.

Man he sucks.

He's not Pele, but he's a pretty nice player that is only SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD.

Pfft, When it comes to seventeen year-old phenoms... there's only one!

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[Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008

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Well it looks as if the DC United just bid him Adu! :P

(I know, horrible joke)

I laughed!

Yes, but you also called out a highly-skilled player whose jockstrap you couldn't carry in a suitcase. I fear for your potential kids. :mojoto:

Pfft, When it comes to seventeen year-old phenoms... there's only one!

Damned straight!

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