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Well, the most important part of the new Blue Bombers stadium in Winnipeg is almost completed: The Rum Hut. #Rum #Rum #RumRumRum #Appleton

Glad to see @christyclarkbc's responsible government in action so quickly.

I get home from work and six wide awake kittens and a dog follow me into the bedroom. They are all :censored:s.

, I'd wager. RT @HockeyBrunch: Gosh, I wonder what they'll look like. MT @Esbee92 Checkers unveiling new uniforms on Wednesday.

Watch "GOB's Best 'COME ON!' Ever!" on YouTube - http://t.co/ChJTgTXPBX

Nap soon? Nap soon!

$500 for Xbox One. Your move, Sony.

Girls are watching Paranormal Activia 3, the movie that scares the out of you. #BLRegularis

Rice and beans FTW

for no reason whatsoever I have ZZ Top's "Cheap Sunglasses" in my head. It's that damned A-Bb slide

I find Pamela Adlon way too attractive.

As a Canadian, I don't care what the NSA does to my emails, as long as they don't #TellVicEverything

Lubricants aisle seven. Vagitine aisle three, next to the tampons. Condoms behind the counter. Ain't got no blueberries. #Louie

Actually the drama is with old friend of the wife, not the usual suspects downstairs. Not a surprise but still.

White people be the president of the USA like this but black people be the president of the USA like this

I also have to get the clone interested in baseball so I have a reason to do a NWL and Cali League ballpark tour

All you women who go on about beards sure shut the hell up when me and mine show up #wolfmantransition #stupidnativeblood #frottagemychinpls

I may annoy people by saying this, but dammit, #Archer S5 had better be a lot better than S4 was.

And with that, the kittens (except Norbert, who we're keeping) have homes. Next: spaying the goddamned cat.

If you're looking for me, I'm in the minivan in the superstore parking lot blasting James Brown.

Seriously, twitter, you're trying too hard

Well, I guess I should find lunch

Well done Dallas. Well done.