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Lee.

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  1. Iran has sent a monkey into space. It'd.be cooler if they'd used a rocket. #acmegiantrubberband

  2. Call me.Ishmael.#candyheartrejects

  3. Christy Clark has decided to invest $1B into lottery tickets to help secure BC's economic future #bcpoli #idiot

  4. Dear @NHLJets offer sheet Ryan O'Reilly. Now.

  5. Daughter: "why do you pick such long movies right before bed?" Me: "im optimistic."

  6. And knowing the NHL, they'll keep QC in the Pacific and Winnipeg in the Southeast, just because they can't agree on how many nights the poor Rangers or Flyers are expected to sleep away from home.
  7. Just poured a cocoa tan. Can't wait for the weekend, you guys!

  8. "ITS TAYBACK TIME!" -Vic Tayback, immediately before banging a hooker probably

  9. The Battleship Mandy Patinkin

  10. "@MLB: The wait is OVER. Pitchers. Catchers. TODAY." Absolutely love that @fakedansavage rt'ed this first

  11. The 3 stages of alcoholism: 1. Seeing snakes while drinking 2. Drinking with snakes 3. Drinking snakes

  12. If the Atlanta to Winnipeg move is any indicator, August 31.
  13. "@strombone1: Just woke up from a cat nap..... What did I miss?" Reimer is hurt, you're getting sent down to the Leafs.

  14. Somebody please direct Al Snow to my pope wrestling tweet

  15. Also, I missed wishing @joelfiasco a happy birthday. Happy birthday, @joelfiasco

  16. If I wanted to watch the Grammys, I'd go surf for old people sex on the inntertubes

  17. So is there a safe place where I can look for a used iPad? I could use one for @lotfwagon

  18. "@BigPileofSalt: Boooaaaaat shoooooow" // It's like a donkey show, but with boats!

  19. A Chinese cross dresser with the stage name Vera Wang

  20. A sports themed gay porn series entitled Thunder Sticks

  21. The Bronco has been discontinued due to the negative press of the whole OJ thing. THIS is the Escape! #arresteddevelopmenttweets

  22. Unexpected Fridays off are good. Except I'c completely lost, tired, and don't want to clean up. So hello, Internets.

  23. Ever since A&E quit showing WWII shows 24/7, white people been complaining about not having their own history month.

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