Lee.

Ive been up since 5. All I want is to watch the Jets game. Wife won't give up the laptop, kids have the TV. it getting drunk.

If the Monopoly vote were truly representative of the internet, we'd be rounding free parking with goatse.

Many of you Vancouver folks almost make me wish I liked Muse. Oh well. *puts on Queen II*

I've been informed I start at 6:30 am tomorrow. This is what ill be waking up to. Warning; cacophonous http://t.co/7LZUxesg

Why should I spend all that money on flowers and jewelry for valentines day when my birthday is two days later?

"@neilhimself: There is a @BlackBerry film crew in my garage. Today will be odd." // I'll say! BLACKBERRY???

Thing is, The pAper chAse isn't exactly wind down music.

"@Netflix_CA: Week feeling long already? Just Go with It and kick back and relax with this Aniston-Sandler comedy" // NEVER

Ladies and gentlemen, BOOGER IS ON TWITTER #FF @curtisisbooger

Behold the fruit of my loins http://t.co/PHbUiofN

. @Jeremy_Roenick hey there's nothing wrong with me. Can I get an RT for not faking an illness or for not having a dying wish to trend? Thx

Only in Canada would a government employee sell state secrets to the Russians for thirty grand

Also, https://t.co/vr2aucJV

I whipped this out last night as an interlocking logo for @lotfwagon. C&C from my design friends back east? http://t.co/DjDW1hGU

Prioncé

MT "@Gizmodo: The WSJ reports that Sony will announce the PlayStation 4 on February 20th: http://t.co/CsHPIuIh" @andymoniker

We've also got donkey shows, Motley Crue, and cake! #iasip

Or maybe its the router. Can anyone suggest a Better cheap router than the d-link dir-615?

Maple bacon caramels a dud. Sugar too dark, not near enough bacon flavor. Gonna try again in a few minutes since I have lots of ingredients

Making an attempted at maple bacon salted caramels today. Why? Reasons. And #SCIENCE

Spike Jones. Jesus Christ what a showman.

actually what if one used filtered bacon grease as part of the fat content in caramel? @BigPileofSalt your thoughts?

I'm being followed by @HumptyFunk. Suck it haters.

Hey nerds in the biz, any suggestions for a good cheap/free ios or android mobile pos system? Pls rt. Square compatible much preferred.

Is Sonic out of the hospital yet? Is he okay? Oh wait sorry wrong hedgehog I meant Ron Jeremy #Ronicthehedgehog #imgoingbacktobed