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@SportsCenter That's 92 seconds of my life I won't get back.

@StPaulSaints You didn't like the selection shows either, eh?

#DillyDilly #SillySilly https://t.co/3DtQzIV2ix

#HawtTaek over Bubble Guppies. https://t.co/fYu6IuLJH3

#PugBongos are this year's version of #BriefcaseTacos. Absurd in fantasy. Frightening in reality. #Badvertising2018

2016 can't end soon enough. #EnoughCelebrityDeaths

A. Nother Insurance Company lives in it's mom's basement. #Truth

An @espn @CollegeGameDay idea that works. Get to it @7Sport. https://t.co/tmkTw72Btq

And that is the dagger that kills the Survivor league I organized. #1967TasmanianStatePremiershipPrecedent https://t.co/vxN9k9QOA6

And we'll see you...Tomorrow night! #Worldseries

Apparently it can't. #TNF

Attention world, Michael Phelps is about to swim in an Olympiad for the last time, so drop everything. #Rio2016

Beware the sex clams https://t.co/OpJcwRTmnT

Broncos. Chargers. Snug. At the Death. CBS. NFL Network.

Charlie Brown should try out for the Buccaneers. At least Lucy isn't the holder.

Cleveland Browns going through there on aggregate. https://t.co/EesnqctgBn

Come on you dogs, we have time to lose. This has gone too far. #RandomMontyPythonQuoteTuesday

Delayed reaction to the NFL back in Los Angeles https://t.co/ucY5rDORFW via @imgflip

Dinner tonight? #ThoseMexicanThings.

For the next 14 days, every city in America is a suburb of Chicago(Except the Cleveland area).

Gary Cavaletto now in at Referee during #LAvsMIN

Hawt Taek Über Alles. https://t.co/SVIpMUIhx0

Hey TMZ, can you spill the beans on the Sean Miller situation?

I actually have that book too. Good reading. https://t.co/6PFg4aC1li

I found 179 people do not follow me back (via https://t.co/A3URH1yWM1)