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I'm #votingbecause I actually like to exercise my franchise. https://t.co/BSBlMhF23u

I'm supp rting #MissingType. re y u?

I'm very salty tonight, if you know what I mean. https://t.co/oGRubF7YXW

I've got a better idea: Cancel the all-star game. This goes for all sports. https://t.co/eNRa21Vuuz

I've just compiled my first album. Wicked Cool Records will be so jealous. https://t.co/6D1qp6rIWs

In Dallas, everything is Romo's fault. #HawtTaek https://t.co/mvV5DpqxQ1

Just updated my profile pic: https://t.co/bRyWrs1PPm

Know of any Vikings who look like Stimpy? https://t.co/Ps0KlFCy9g

MIDWEST 1-KU(Wichita), 2-Cincy(Detroit), 3-Purdue(Nashville), 4-Kentucky(Boise) WEST 1-Xavier(Detroit), 2-Duke(Char… https://t.co/jOFTPdQ4JX

My #AFLGF prediction @sydneyswans 14.13.97 @westernbulldogs 12.10.82 #Fearthebloods

Ooh, baby baby it's a #WildWorld https://t.co/XkUBXqdaxO

People who had the Chefs at -8.5 and the under at 75.5 just got a #BADBEAT

RT @4everNeverTrump: The Holocaust didn't start with concentration camps and gas chambers. It started with "us vs. them" demagogic rhetori…

RT @506sports: The Empire State Building has managed to troll both NY fan bases at the same time. https://t.co/x07bIYxNyw

RT @AFL: SIRENNNNNN!!!!! THE TIGERS HAVE DONE IT!!!!!! #AFLGF

RT @aggiefanclark: Good luck today @Shaquemgriffin from one of you biggest fans - Julianna!! @nflnetwork @richeisen #againstallodds #NFLDra…

RT @Angels: The 3,000 Hit Club just got bigger! Albert Pujols, you’re its newest member! #Pujols3000 https://t.co/hatWVJblga

RT @BarbaraBoxer: Message to Hillary: We will stand with you against this last-minute intrusion in the presidential race.

RT @BobNewhart: The billy goat is dead!! As I've said, from the beginning, I'm getting too old for this! #GoCubsGo #FlytheW https://t.co/iC…

RT @Brett_A_Taylor: I am CRYING. The Weather Channel set up for a live shot of the Georgia Dome being imploded, and at the perfectly wrong…

RT @briancgrubb: Set the Planet Earth iguana chase to the NFL Primetime music. Feel great about it. https://t.co/Bug0Ej8bu2

RT @chrislhayes: The stunts feel increasingly lame don't they?

RT @cjzero: Yessssss https://t.co/SCxwGGm3AT

RT @davidfrum: Not in a mood for Twitter jokes. This is dark & dangerous. I shudder for every parent of a son or daughter in uniform - and…

RT @DavidLammy: Trump sharing Britain First. Let that sink in. The President of the United States is promoting a fascist, racist, extremist…