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RT @UGAAthletics: Congratulations to Thomas Davis (@TD58SDTM) on being named the 2014 Walter Payton Man of the Year! #DGD http://t.co/TSl1i…

RT @ATLHawks: Yes yes yes, @officialmutombo. You're a 2015 Basketball Hall of Fame finalist! http://t.co/6G0oWcXOaI

Silly Rabbit. The race is always won by the turtle, mental machinery.

RT @Zak_Bagans: Am I the only one that gets annoyed by ppl that carry around gallon milk jugs full of water around and drink like a dehydra…

RT @evan_nello: @wrenwag sometimes

Mystikal on the Tonight Show. Wooow. That guy's voice is somethin else.I gotta hear his speaking voice lol.Also, he's 44 now

MT "@BBallInsiders: Coach Doc Rivers: "Not Panicking without Blake."http://t.co/6WeqvXvNzq"*That* was a lie! http://t.co/cW7MgHY9A4

Warriors glaring weakness is definitely on display this quarter.

All these people talking like they heard Chris Paul's bull come out of his mouth.You don't even know what feminism is.#SitDown

"@WayneEmbrysKids: Nights like this it's like you can't believe you were ever cheering for Ramon Sessions"Damn truth...

Everybody must be downloading Lollipop at the same time on campus, cause my internet is helllla slow.

So annoying. Lawwwwwd

"Our people didn't touch the balls."

Someone play me in Family Feud 2!

This is perfect. (He actually answers questions...)Skittles Marshawn Lynch Press Conference: http://t.co/62PEUrtQ5d

I'm enjoying Kelly & Michael right now. Michael Strahan is just a cool dude.& Kelly... She's A.D.D. and somehow cute as a button lol

RT @MaritsaTheGreat: tuesday afternoon, i aint got to do but fall in love with you

Suggestions for shops with good pricing on brake repair? (I think i have a seized-up caliper).

"@CTowersCBS: JR Cavs: 61.9% 3PAr, 52.5% FGA w/o dribble; Dion Cavs: 25.1% 3PAr, 29.8% FGA w/o dribble. That's difference."Ding ding ding!

When will the fantasy end?When will the heaven begin?

I'm so exhausted.Too much sleep.

If you would've showed me this a year ago and told me this would happen in a year... I would've laughed in your face http://t.co/GLU6H3yTqk

You had one job.15 minutes & still up... lol"@ESPNNBA: Kobe Bryant on this date in 1996...#tbt http://t.co/LynbSPhVGc"

RT @cudfamforever: ? @KidCudi http://t.co/9iIq1If2ao

RT @FearTheSword: i could watch this 1 million times http://t.co/Wj4sCEcoWQ