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It looks like #southierules confused "reality show" with "poorly written show featuring bad actors."

So much for the perfect season

This dude on #jeopardy has a hell of a radio voice

I think I'm in the only CVS in the world that doesn't sell birthday cards

I agree with notebooks. College ruled.

"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right."

gotta love Belichick keeping the challenge flag in his sock

Let's go

Game-winning safety?

#SouthieRules doesn't have a chance against #Buckwild

I am always, without a doubt, the most attractive person at the highway rest stop. #always

You gotta respect anyone who chooses not to use the escalator at Porter Square

If you're not already, you should be following @FrankHurd today. #delightful #animalpuns

If your scheme isn't harebrained, it's hardly a scheme at all.

The Rolling Stones get together every Sunday for a group pancake breakfast. #madeupfacts

This is shaping up to be one of the all-time classic Belk Bowls.

Rick Springfield wrote "Jesse's Girl" after seeing Aunt Becky in an episode of "Full House." #madeupfacts

Whether it's fertilizer or farts, wouldn't it be funnier (and arguably more accurate) if we called "crapdusting?"

I really can't recommend the Let My Love Open the Door Pandora station enough.

Hey CVS brand products, you don't need to tell me what name brand stuff to compare you to; I like you for you.

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes...

Looks like @Toucherandrich left me on the cutting room floor during Garden Gigs. Guess I'm a D&C man now

Check out ya boy on Celtics Now on Comcast Sports Net at 8:00 tonight.

The leprechaun in the Celtics logo is smoking a pipe. Shouldn't somebody have gotten upset about that by now?

Rex Ryan is going to smother his feelings in gravy tonight. Expect the return of Fat Rex next Sunday