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@kalebhorton Everyone knows Jar Jar creates the Force.

@sreekyshooter Man can never be hot.

Wait, why are they releasing the memo again? They did that yesterday.

The State of the Union is...Pennsylvania. *"The Office" theme plays* This is Pennsylvania's 230th nomination and 73rd win. #SOTU

The gay guy from Rush Hour 2? https://t.co/xsSE00KP4t

you: fruit roll ups me, an intellectual: Your produce has arrived.

Wow, Sam Rockwell just personally thanked me.

Eric the Plumber https://t.co/nJD8NiyQMm

BABIES: *yawn, fall asleep* *puts baby in crib* BABIES: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

@thenameischang He gets it from his daddd

You know what? I’ll say it. The Alabama “A” has too many serifs.

┏┓  ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲  Vote Devin Booker into the All-Star game ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲  ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ #NBAvote

ME *texting babysitter*: Almost home, how’s Devin doing? BABYSITTER: https://t.co/EO0E3JrFqL

Being personally insulted by Blade Runner 2049 was a pretty big lowlight for me this year. https://t.co/bNbqoRfBYl

@kmontplaisir @hqtrivia I did this w/o performance-enhancing extra lives, too. You can win clean, too, Kyle.

@Chris_Coffel It would have also been the third time this week.

viral tweets don't capitalize the first word and never end with a period

I will do anything to be cast in this revival that we absolutely do not need. https://t.co/2vsiNYWxLN

Shoot, I have an optometry appointment today and I forgot to brush my eyes.

Today is the day Kirsten Gillibrand finally became president. https://t.co/jja9aifPNd

@KingAmukamara If Donald Glover can do it...#Skinner4SpiderMan

@MattAbb0tt @ValentinToader @Lakers @kporzee @Lakers should Trade now for @StephenCurry30.

@Chris_Coffel Haha, I need a pear now.

I actually lol’d at this option to vote for a Suns bobble head. https://t.co/ECY3JamkQZ

NINTENDO: We need an evil Mario name. DEVELOPER: okay Wario. N: Nice. Need an evil Luigi, too. D: okay Wuigi… https://t.co/0aGPtNedpM