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COP [filing police report]: if you didn't want to let them in, why'd you unlock? IPHONE X: they looked at me

Sad news for fans of the sport and a loss to many more. https://t.co/Rg7WWhXXbM

You could live untouched by society on a desolate island and your son will still somehow run an oil company if you name him "Rex Tillerson."

@DragonflyJonez Jerry Jone! Hell you doin'?!

Marvel to Fox: Want to talk Fantastic Four? Jump in. #SpiderManHomecoming https://t.co/IyrD4WvBfI

Remember when a dude cold-cocked a kangaroo yesterday? Haha, 2016, you guys.

Wow, that's so nice. And you're a bot. https://t.co/eUjbX1LpWC

@Ike45 find anything that qualifies?

@thealankwan so quiet you could hear the posters being printed.

@thealankwan yeah I was on the opposite side of the court and I knew I'd be seeing that a lot later.

The Crying Jordan meme just got a firmware update. https://t.co/fa9foyniqU

"HHS sounds like a lot of responsibility. I think President of the United States is more my speed."

RT @HillaryClinton: "To Barack and Michelle Obama, our country owes you an enormous debt of gratitude. We thank you for your graceful, dete…

@JessicaRotter I'm gonna run for office, instead.

@thenameischang you are so hyped right now.

Due to the rain delay they should just start all over like when someone has to leave in the middle of a game of Monopoly. #WorldSeries

Really excited for Apple TV's new TV app. It's going to make it really easy to continue disconnecting from the outside world.

WHATBIS HAPPENING?!

RT @LanaMcKissack: Spent the day with these wonderful people, filming an episode of @LifeInPiecesCBS today. Thank you for having me! https:…

THE CHOICE COULD NOT BE CLEARER, AMERICA. #DebateNight

"Both candidates are horrible." https://t.co/yBHTbqSdz3

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Teeth are just a jail for the tongue. Discuss.

"Tell me how I'm s'pposed to breathe with no air (air, air, air...)" #Debate https://t.co/8q7hWOmRtQ

@itscronin she bout to drop a mixtape?