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RT @KyloR3n: i’ve gotten much better at negging

Who first thought: “Ya know what... this coffee needs more butter!” #DeepTwitter

RT @BrianLynch: #TheLastJedi is everything you LOVE about STAR WARS

RT @Eclipse_74: Define “successful”. https://t.co/cbDa3sSShA

@monicaraymund I’d guess socialized miseducation of women, and patriarchy inductive norms that have been drilled in… https://t.co/wUPdBDJdar

@3DennisCarlins Oh, shoes. That actually might help. That’s why the doorman keeps telling me to :censored: off!

@danharmon And it will make opening the phone much easier and much less secure. Also the police can point your phon… https://t.co/YFzV7hM0qg

RT @billyeichner: Dear God let me not get to 70 and be this petty and sad https://t.co/1UK6IQ0jSq

RT @shadur: @BadBanana21 @XaleManix @JanArrah @Tom_Nikl @creepypuppet To put it in ways an American would understand: Net Neutrality is the…

RT @perlmutations: No one could’ve seen this coming. Except everyone not working for oil companies or receiving their kickbacks. https://t.…

RT @AndyRichter: My retirement plans are to follow people who don’t pick up their dog’s :censored: back to their homes and then taking a dump on…

RT @TheGeorgeCarlin: Bull :censored: is rampant. Parents are full of :censored:, teachers are full of :censored:, clergymen are full of :censored:, law enforcement…

RT @shannoncoulter: Here's the email address & phone number of the Alabama state rep who just suggested that legal action should be taken a…

Thanks @usairforce for making sure that a domestic abuser couldn’t get a gun. I feel SO safe knowing you’re doing your job. #TexasShooting

RT @SallyQYates: DOJ not a tool for POTUS to use to go after his enemies and protect his friends. Respect rule of law and DOJ professionals…

RT @ShaunKing: Again, a white man shot FIVE HUNDRED PEOPLE in Las Vegas and Trump had NOTHING. Zilch No solutions. No policies. No ide…

RT @kylegriffin1: Let me get this straight: Clinton/the DNC funded a dossier on Trump that never came out during the election so they could…

@meganamram Aren’t they already claiming that?

@Jiggly_333 Bah. Anibaba. Couldn’t defend a paper bag being blown across the pitch.

RT @zebedee2010: @nowthisnews @joncoopertweets Get him to stand in front of a gun fitted with one. He’ll soon learn how harmless they are

@Rschooley Just getting ready for 2024.

RT @TheDweck: How much NRA money did you return after 60 people were killed in Las Vegas? https://t.co/56ouq38PGw

@DavidAmoyal Michael Jordan. That is all. You’re comparing orange slices and orange flavored chicken.

RT @KeithOlbermann: At least $250K of taxpayer $ was wasted on a racist stunt by Trump and Pence. WE must protest the anthem. From 9/25: ht…

RT @RodriguezDaGod: Dear God. It ACTUALLY :censored:ing happened https://t.co/h5J6ibytAU