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RT @firefan1998: But #cf97 said he was, what's the truth? https://t.co/CxfIbedFOF

@pattonoswalt @AnnCoulter I'm positive all 4 of her grandparents were :censored:.

RT @SaraJBenincasa: Kate McKinnon choked up when she told the audience that on Tuesday we decide what kind of America we want to live in. I…

@nowthisnews bet she lives in a state with no access to planned parenthood.

@michael_sharp @croninwhocares @vine that's some Rose level :censored:.

RT @Home_Halfway: {late night texting} DONALD: u up IVANKA: What the hell, dad

@PatrickStump pretty stoked that you're doing the national anthem at the Cubs game... congrats sir #FlyTheW

Is there any TV personality worse than Joe Buck? #CubsvsIndians

@oliviawilde @HowardStern @POLITICOMag he could lull a jew into snarfing down some bacon to get their take on it.

RT @WIRED: When self-driving cars arrive, the very form and fabric of our cities will be radically remade: https://t.co/4P3jGa9jgp https://…

@kumailn you and @jonahray too busy for this now?

RT @Enasni: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.

RT @iErayDursun: Arshakyan reminds me of Gilberto #cf97

RT @OTFSoccer: Arshakyan, with his size and skill, would be an asset to any Chicago Fire Pitch Rec League team. Winter Leagues forming now.…

RT @Cubs: Bobble gum. https://t.co/BqRQXT0kye

@Gizmodo does it come with a #SamsungExplode warning label?

@midnight please have a #votervoice for juggalos. #ExtraFaygo @hardwick #whoopwhoop

@VissAndPinegar anyone that voted for the Xbox should have their eyes removed with a melon baller.

RT @NH92276: Trump slams our vets "not able to handle it" with PTSD. I'd bet they could get past Trump's "bone spurs" that saved him from t…

RT @HillaryClinton: Now that's pretty rich coming from a guy who paid $0 in taxes for 18 years: https://t.co/N6iaVvbYJQ https://t.co/fc5imq…

RT @SaraJBenincasa: So your sweet old auntie who is voting for Trump despite it all? She's not a very good person. I'm sorry. I know her co…

@ikebarinholtz but he doesn't know what Aleppo is... so no.

@iamrashidajones @tadfriend is a symptom of #Alzheimers ... which runs in Trumps family. #TrumpHasALZ

@AgentsofSHIELD @MingNa she possessed.

@Lexual__ @jackiekashian cameras are really a bitch sometimes, huh?