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"Where the oatmeal at? I wanna sweeten that up" - Jo Koy as brown sugar

"You don't need to that, you have a full head of hair!" -Larry Miller commenting on a serial killer.

"You should move to Everett.""I'd rather cut my hand off, because they have MY SUPER BOWL RING!!!"

"You think that's funny? You know what...this year...CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!!! You're welcome." -Damien Sandow as Bad Santa

"You're from that suckhole of a state, New Jersey, the place that we call Florida North!"

@BillSimmons Who ya got?

@JCharp0912 F--- THIS COMPANY!!! #WWE

@JCharp0912 Wyatts need at least a yr of strong build to go against BROCK LESNAR. Taker made them look foolish and Brock conquered Taker.

@ProperJam For that act alone, Bryan should put you in his new silent movie "Help us, Kill that mole!!!"

#iLoveUMassAmherst for giving my life a 2nd chance. Thank you! @UMassAmherst

#SB50 pick: CAR 31, DEN 14 #Panthers #Broncos

#ThankYouDanielBryan

Fitness is at it again! http://t.co/f0TOYZBRCo

24 SPOILER:Game of Thrones has de-conditioned me to react to tragic deaths to beloved characters.#twentyfour

A $12mil valuation...holy crap!!! #SharkTank

According to #SouthPark, Kayne West is a "Gay Fish" and Kim Kardashian is a "Hobbit"...I'm cool with that.

Actually, Triple H is the past, RKO & Batista are the present, who's the future? #raw #evolution

After listening to the Stone Cold-McMahon interview, I would pay $9.99 if @WWECesaro gave Mr. McMahon a "Giant Swing." #WWENetwork

Also, the last big public works project taken by the city of Boston was "The Big Dig" and we all know how that ended.

AM weights...PM boxing class. I am going to sleep like a baby tonight!

Amazon Drone Delivery? #MindBlown

An NBC exec lobbied #NHL players to shave playoff beards? He should be fired & deported to Qatar!! #BecauseItsTheCup https://t.co/fDxSqKhZ7M

And this is why Rob Gronkowski is the ultimate male. #Patriots #Gronk https://t.co/cwzHaxYnES

Anything short of the Boltons getting burned alive will be disappointing. #GameOfThrones #TeamStannis

Anyway, these Scott Steiner promos are tempting me to call everyone a "FAT ASS." #bigbadbootydaddy