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According to #SouthPark, Kayne West is a "Gay Fish" and Kim Kardashian is a "Hobbit"...I'm cool with that.

RT @EasterbrookG: Trump, who never served, demands that others salute the flag while using flags as a personal self-promotion prop. how is…

Fitness is at it again! http://t.co/f0TOYZBRCo

Not a good start for today...1. My car didn't start and it was too cold to get a jump2. My muscles/head were 2 tired to lift this morning

Aww damn! That was a catch A.J. Green always makes #Bengals

Playoff picks (w/ spread)...Don't put much faith in these: IND(-1), NO(+2'), SD (+7), GB(+3)

RT @smartfootball: Most depressing tidbit in @SI_PeterKing's MMQB column: Browns are seriously looking at drafting Johnny Manziel. For John…

RT @BillSimmons: Wait, the Jets can finish 8-8???? I am even more astounded. 8 and 8???? Give Rex Ryan a contract extension! FOUR MORE YEAR…

RT @the_ironsheik: Andrew Bynum = Cheeseburger

RT @EarthPix: Boston http://t.co/R8gESaAvtl

Why can't traffic be smooth all the time? Oh yeah, because #Boston, their self-declaration as a "smart city", sucks at city planning.

"You think that's funny? You know what...this year...CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!!! You're welcome." -Damien Sandow as Bad Santa

Some block my car in the driveway this morning. If I was such an obvious suspect I would have keyed that car.

Amazon Drone Delivery? #MindBlown

"And now, here's this brutal honesty, which has gotten me in more trouble than I'd like to admit."

That turkey, cheddar and bacon sandwich on a croissant from #Dunks REALLY hit the spot.

First tweet from my new Chromebook!!!

Companies that I will never give my money to...Starbucks, New Balance, Nike, Citgo, HSBC, Whole Foods, Groupon Goods

"Where the oatmeal at? I wanna sweeten that up" - Jo Koy as brown sugar

Just found out that Jadeveon Clowney only recorded 3 sacks THIS SEASON. If he's the "best NFL prospect in years" why didn't he play like?

Don't ever order anything from #Groupon Goods. I order my new Chromebook on November 19 and it still hasn't come in. #groupongoods

How could @WWEAJLee not win Diva of the Year? She's the most over diva since Trish & Lita. #slammyscrewjob

"Sleep? Sleep is for n-----s that are broke!" -50 cent #motivation

Honestly, I would trade yesterday's win for a healthy #Gronk for the playoffs. How does everyone else feel? #patriots

No...a FG does nothing for you at this point! #patriots