joelederer

@ntsulo @gebick @rchealy25 YESSSIR

Love is not enough for me... love is hurting if it screams https://t.co/8sccBWQRDh

Heaven Trap Tuesday™

That's my homegirl. https://t.co/UIKFI2duw2

RT @VVanGone: I miss her the saddest words no matter the language

@DonCheadle @DavidJackson8 ?

RT @JohnnyAphotic: Fitness status: scraping dried cake batter off my fitbit = 47 steps.

RT @bananagrvyrd: [First date] Him: You wanna split an appetizer? Me: This isn't going to work out.

Today's #miaism: "People come in different shapes and sizes. Except no one is a triangle."

#baesball https://t.co/BrqTlnSQAm

RT @adamhess1: Desperate to find out the incident that resulted in the 'No trumpets' bit. https://t.co/4vZ2USOGq4

RT @smickable: I bet some girl just tweeted something like "COACHELLA ???✌?️?" and it has 875,000 likes already.

RT @TweetsByTheTony: 15: *falls off roof, dusts self off* I'm fine. 25: My ankle hurts. I overdid it cycling. 30: I slept funny. 35: OW!…

RT @WhiteBballPains: Heroes come and go but legends live forever. #WhiteMamba https://t.co/WF1Ot3skni

RT @BlindChow: WIFE: why is the dog wearing a tux? ME: u said to groom him WIFE: i meant brush ME: oh…sorry buddy, wedding's off DOG: t…

RT @mjkspeaks: [at breakfast] WAITRESS: *sees me crying* what’s wrong, sir? ME: your sign says this is a family restaurant and i'm alone.

Nick Faldo Math™: "8.5 out of 10 is perfect."

Me on Tinder: https://t.co/PEM1dYBSJ9

RT @foxxy311: I'm not sleepy until my battery is at 1%.

RT @The90sLife: GET UP OUT MY TRAPHOUSE ?? https://t.co/dxnipTuGci

@maxhoma23 @LBCNICK Unless they have chicken wings and Bud Light, Badel is out

@MikeGianella when did the league start?

RT @RedsArmy_John: HOLY:censored:ING :censored:THEYDIDITTHEYDIDITTHEYDIDITOMFGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Two of the saddest, most beautiful songs in my iTunes library just came on back-to-back: https://t.co/3mXJj0GxsU & https://t.co/QJ6jd1JYo2

RT @ProfessorParks: Music for the Mood: Camp Lo's Uptown Saturday Night. 80-grade album. Don't be afraid to use the scale. Elite is elite.