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...'No, not a 'bean' burrito.' ...'Oh, you mean 'beef' burrito like a cow.' ...#whatjusthappened

RT @jamessharman: FIFA's top two will not be at opening of #WWC. Outrageous. Meanwhile they blame latest news on a dead guy. #OurGame

RT @StephenAtHome: Working on topical monologues for The Late Show Premiere on Sept. 8 — Hope you guys are still into Left Shark. #LSSC

RT @patrickstanwood: Nash Meets Sepp Blatter #FIFAVote https://t.co/BGVeWljIrD

RT @ConanOBrien: My self-driving car sure does like Wendy’s drive-thrus.

...so here's the latest greatest viral vid https://t.co/BKcnaLfQBa ...Eminem's Lose Yourself as signed by #ShelbyMitchusson

...lols #FIFA thinks they make a difference in the world ...#FireSepp

...awesome having #SuicideSquad enjoying the Toronto heatwave ...not awesome local/national news spoiling action set pieces + characters.

...#CaptainJohns tugged away ...I wondered why the air smelled fresher.

...simple, IOC should invite senior players #FIFA #dealwithit

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...35c humidex + 90min run + ice water + patio popsicles + shower = best day off so far 2015 #JustDidIt & still only 1:10pm?! lols

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RT @BrentButt: Ok...I got a little angry & couldn't fit it in a tweet, so I put it here: http://t.co/dtxzgNGWda

#ThanksDave 10.Lillehammar 9.SciExpmnts 8.Athletes 7.CutsOfMeat 6.XmasTreeMeatballs 5.InterviewIQ 4.BillMurray 3.9/11 2.FunWithKids 1.JokeIQ

RT @chddwrds: Dan Plesac on Harper: "He's a hacker, 1st pitch swinging, he's up there to do damage." Harper leads MLB in walks. @keithlaw

RT @stats_canada: There's a 90% chance Mike Babcock will retire with one Stanley Cup win

...#science

RT @RollingStone: Watch Eddie Vedder perform "Better Man" on #LateShow: http://t.co/1mr2N2nYWy http://t.co/jfs1EXDHLY

RT @showroomcinema: Wes Anderson has designed a bar based on a 1950's Italian cinema! See how amazing it looks here. We want to go. http://…

...#MillerLite back in Ontario at The Beer Store = Booya!

RT @PartsUnknownCNN: Be sure to eat your vegetables. And by vegetables, we mean pork. #PartsUnknown http://t.co/3JhRf1Jap6 https://t.co/Bqm…

RT @RealGM: This game turned for the Hawks after the Kiss Cam incident. https://t.co/csNpdCHWX1

RT @JoeyBats19: If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?#VinceLombardi

...road trip musts #Canadianity https://t.co/8e0d49OeLR