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The Royal Rumble was a damn good show.

Gonna Netflix and chill with my damn self until the Royal Rumble.

I'm waiting on it. https://t.co/tMK631Pu1X

Random, but I just realized Mary Tyler Moore is still alive. I really thought she was dead.

"...but I put my heart into it." I don't give a :censored:, put some money into it.

I should probably eat something today

I would've had to murder that guy. https://t.co/w1SALOsicJ

When your ex is choking here's how you assist them... http://t.co/k30tqbOPRh

Shoutout to the ISIS member that looks like Drake. Oh, you fasting, huh? Oh, you fasting, huh? http://t.co/kPjRiHS7Qz

Dude hopped out of his daughters closet dressed like the devil though!!! ? Why would you do that?

If loving you is wrong, it wouldn't be my first felony.

Way funnier than this should be. https://t.co/N4r6V9xR69

Looking at these text messages like http://t.co/ylyeXXCgu6

Old white guy was just staring into my car, so I was, "You eyeballing me, boy?"