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RT @GoDucks: Watch me roll. @Fat_Mac34 #GoDucks https://t.co/V7uw5fin3x

@gdgrilli @SanJoseSharks These fookin refs eh

My name is Joonas ? ? I'm carrying the team ? https://t.co/H79uQi2TgM

@kassiemckinnis Crob Man™

@mikeFAIL Also incredible that Jagr played his 1st NHL game before 29 of the current 31 NHL arenas broke ground

@robvollmanNHL MEV

@Pruno_Mars No no. Tootsie roll has serious 2nd line potential. Twizzlers as a backup goalie is a perfect role

@Pruno_Mars Can't unsee

@racheldoerrie @mikeFAIL I'm biased but this one always bothered me. Didn't know you could push a goalie into the n… https://t.co/H90yClIlVc

RT @edgette22: .@KFC follows 11 people. Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb. 11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process…

@nowyousieme his boating license tweets were absolute gold

@domluszczyszyn I think that fourth line has approximately 6 career goals combined

@jimcramer switch to yahoo my friend. already picked up 3 people

@BaesonBae @UnanimousMVP Eff https://t.co/nYUFxUShJZ

this penguins team is a lot different without bonino and cullen isn't it

@mikeFAIL Looks like his numbers are Benjamin Buttoning. Aging like a fine wine

RT @SBNationNHL: Less than two hours until our season preview live show! Make sure to tune in here at noon ET: https://t.co/h5bhuwWGPe

@Steve_Dangle Kind of shocking we never had to wear one in youth hockey. Should at least be required for bantams and under

@BleacherReport middle school dance rules enforced: defender must be an arm's length away at all times

@GoldenKnights everyone else is playing checkers, the knights are playing marCHESSault

@Dame_Lillard Why are you holding a trophy you've never won in your profile picture

RT @ThatJBrown: @bruce_arthur And so ends an uplifting season of "Toronto" POST CREDIT SCENE Ext. Suburban House Lone white man hammers "…

Nopenopenopenopenopenope https://t.co/ehAAjj7hU4

@NHL @MeierTimo guess you could say he made Swiss cheese out of Price

@wingoz saban LOL