strobone

@laurkelly24 I wish McDavid got an A, but I think it will be: Saad C, Nuge A, Rielly/Trouba A. Maybe even Monahan (who has an A for Calgary)

Someone is getting cut from the family after this effort https://t.co/4sX64PnYOa

@davelozo sausage party

@AtlantaFX looks so good...

@50_MissionCap Jery beat usan bolt in 100 m dash and bolt demand re match

RT @jasondemers5: Safe!! https://t.co/P5qa9iG537

.@bcraw35 starts the night hitting .265, and now he's at .278 #SFGiants

.@bcraw35 starts the night hitting .265, and now he's at .278 #SFGiants

Who's the idiot who called them Jet skis and not boatercycles

Uber driver trys to be funny (Vine by @MattyDudedizzle) https://t.co/kSs0mYCL2D

@Steve_Dangle has this one been done? https://t.co/zW2DK0hygj

RT @WinTheDay: Only five more Saturdays until it gets real. Time to get your #DuckSwag in order. #GoDucks https://t.co/OtK3phUMKH

Going to the #SFGiants game tomorrow and all I can think about is the @LoveGhirardelli sundae that I'm going to get

RT @craigrachel: Saw a bird but it was walking??

RT @NASDAQ: Nasdaq has the $INFO! @IHS and @Markit ring todays @Nasdaq Opening Bell in celebration of their merger! #IHSMarkit https://t.co…

@AnthraxJones "you better give us that third...or brown is ours and he will beat you every year" *snickers to friends while covering phone*

@Pruno_Mars Sundays are the new Mondays

RT @JoseCanseco: @jaketapper that's only 3 you old ding ding

@PeteBlackburn God bless you for your curse

unfortunately the texture of the TP at the office is somewhere between printer paper and sandpaper

@Hawkize of course it took you until now to find out...no reason for them to tweet during football season

Will the Sharks ever lose on the road? Ever?

@wingoz Donald "Goddammit" Brown https://t.co/XwkkBEVN22

@Whoabot youve been planning this one for a while eh

Game 3. Not an LA fan in sight https://t.co/dkYKCAqTVX