averyj Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Aaaaaand, with that...IBTL You know, I rarely visit ccslsc anymore. I really should fix that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Island_Style Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Why is gay Abe Lincoln hitting a sleeping camel with a stick on the beach? Now THAT I don't get!!That's not Abe Lincoln. Note the curved brim of the cap, which identifies it as more of a formal top hat than Abe's traditional 'stovepipe.' It must be Daniel Day Lewis, but I can't explain the camel or the beach. Maybe taken at his vacation home in northern Egypt, circa 1899?LOL, I swear, some of you people! Stuff like this makes me wonder about god! I don't know, sometimes I feel like I'm just beating a dead horse.well to be fair, god hasn't been around for a while. I think the last time he showed up was when the ancients was so out of control that he had to call up moses and tell him to meet him on a mountain. Thus telling moses 10 things that man kind can't do. This keeps the ancients in line for a while, until they got out of control again and he had to send Jesus to Earth. Well you know how that turned out. he basically said "ah, bull . I got enough to deal with all these mass murderers, dictators, evil pieces of crap on a daily basis. let man kind deal with their own bs." Hasn't been around since. Can't speek for Buddha, Allah, or the Ball-in-Glove logo. Now we have our version of the ancients that are out of control, but God honestly don't give a fluff. Jesus certainly doesn't, we're the one that nailed his ass to a cross, so you can understand why he doesn't. At christmas time, God tells him, "Go to Earth". Jesus tells him, "fluff 'em, let them deal with their own bs. I don't deal with Earth, and I don't give a fluff about Earth." Now he'll sends out of the sugar plum fairy, and tell people,"Heres your sign. Git-r-Done!" He also doesn't like when people pray to him on sundays, because he's trying to watch the game and he really hates it when he is bothered on super bowl sunday. Here he has millions of prayers and he's trying to watch the Patriots and the Giants. You can understand if God gets a little peeved at Earth and why he doesn't make any visits to Earth. just sayin'.No wonder he never answers my fanmail!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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