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Complaint time: the on-screen keyboard on my nook keeps disappearing on me.

And there is much rejoicing...#YAYA Chiefs WIDE RECEIVER caught a touchdown.

The Wild are to the Jets what the Seahawks are to the Bears. #AssKickers

RT @DanMillerFox2: That's one way to move to LA. Burn your field down. #Rams

...That a Pope has ever addressed Congress. And the fact that this is his first visit to this country too. Stop clutching straws. (P2)

#ScareAPatientIn3Words

I'm a vampire.

Har. Har. Har. https://t.co/MWJJnvO63R

RT @JESnowden: Even w/ everything we know about CTE and the perils of playing football, watching some dorky punter get blown up is always g…

The Longhorns got #Goured on an extra point. Something is rotten in the State of Austin.

RT @TommieAthletics: BREAKING: @SportsCenter will air live from the Tommie-Johnnie football game next Saturday!! #tommiejohnnie #SContheRoad

RT @darrenrovell: ICYMI: Braves put Jimmy & Rosalynn Carter on the Kiss Cam last night http://t.co/OO2wxZOIls

RT @PFTCommenter: Andy Reid has worse clock management then the Irving school district folks

Can we get Starlet and Waldorf to moderate the next #GOPdebatedebacle? https://t.co/7ZwR3Lb8l1

RT @StPaulSaints: And the last of the '15 interns has left the building. Amazing job by all. We'd thank them individually, but we already f…

RT @darrenrovell: Whoops: Company maintaining HS field in Elgin, IL puts weed killer instead of fertilizer on field http://t.co/BJQjvEZvWZ

RT @SBNationGIF: Yakety sax! https://t.co/Igr1WNKZXM

RT @highwayman394: I'd rather see the FanDuel and DraftKings ads than any men's "problem" drug ads.

This is the SEC's #SaturdayOfSuck

RT @michaelburgett: @PaulPabst If 1-AA team beats a D-1 school that school should go on the road to play the 1-AA team at their place

RT @paulsen_smw: Okay, one *more* thing. When the hype gets out of control, not good for the subject. Dan & Dave, the Kobe/LeBron puppets, …

RT @gc_wallace: @ChrisDobbertean I miss Ray Szmanda and his enthusiasm for paint sales #menardsguy

I found 162 people do not follow me back (via http://t.co/A3URH1yWM1)

The Truth has been revealed. https://t.co/WnS1Dim7oa

RT @jessespector: Causes of deleted tweets1. Typo2. Hit send too soon3. @bomani_jones RT exposed you as a moron

RT @FrankCaliendo: If I were Apple, I would create a subsidiary company called Orange. And then, no matter what anyone said, I would compar…