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  1. 20 hours ago, Mac the Knife said:

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    NEW YORK -- In a bizarre series of events today, Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred unexpectedly resigned from office, citing his plans to pursue his lifelong fantasy of becoming the first man to be chosen for the 2019 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover.

     

    This bombshell would be followed by the announcement of an interim Commissioner, MactheKnife, who upon introduction announced that the owners had agreed to explode the number of Major League teams beginning with the 2020 season, to commemorate the 150th anniversary of the 1871 founding of the National Association.  The plan put forth takes the existing 115 year rivalry between the American and National Leagues and adds two new players to the mix, in the form of the Federal and International Leagues.

     

    AMERICAN LEAGUE

    Northern - Chicago White Sox, Detroit, Minnesota, Toronto

    Southern - Baltimore, Tampa Bay, Kansas City, 

    Eastern - Boston, New York Yankees, Indianapolis

    Western - California, Seattle, Oakland, Albuqerque

     

    NATIONAL LEAGUE

    Northern - Chicago Cubs, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Columbus

    Southern - Atlanta, Houston, St. Louis, Norfolk, New Orleans

    Eastern - New York Mets, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Buffalo

    Western - Los Angeles, Colorado, San Diego, San Francisco

     

    FEDERAL LEAGUE

    Northern - X

    Southern - Charlotte, Durham, Memphis, Nashville

    Eastern - X

    Western - Arizona, Reno, Fresno, Sacramento

     

    INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE

    Northern - Montreal Expos, Washington Nationals

    Southern - Florida Marlins

    Eastern - Louisville, Toledo

    Western - Oklahoma City, El Paso, Portland, Las Vegas

     

    Any suggestions for filling out the Federal League?

     

    Ah, but but no, it's too stupid.

  2. ESPN Arizona

    ESPN Carolinas

    ESPN Detroit

    ESPN Florida

    ESPN Indiana

    ESPN Kansas City

    ESPN Midwest St. Louis

    ESPN New Orleans

    ESPN New York

    ESPN North Minnesota

    ESPN Ohio

    ESPN Oklahoma

    ESPN San Diego

    ESPN South Atlanta

    ESPN Southeast

    ESPN Southwest Dallas & ESPN San Antonio

    ESPN SportsTime Ohio Cleveland

    ESPN Sun Miami

    ESPN Tennessee

    ESPN West and Prime Ticket and ESPN2 LA

    ESPN Wisconsin

     

    Fix'd.

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