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Waylon baptist flying queens. Put it on the board! @1053RAGE @TCUWhiteTrash @richiewhitt

Went to a youth retreat this weekend. Had no idea Manti Te'o got a job washing dishes. @JonathanKurth @NewSchoolSS

My face smells like chocolate cake #2013rise http://t.co/YI9aTsdx7Y

Josh Hamilton is single handedly tearing down his rep in Texas every time he opens his mouth. It's a crying shame. @JonathanKurth

“@antijokeapple: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.”

Can you beat me in @WordsWFriends? Prove it. Username: 'nathan.adams'. #LetsPlay http://t.co/UPv6cNSz

Oh my gosh!!!

For one sad sad play, Manning channeled his inner-Romo. @Slatersnews @iamelf

Yes. I just did that http://t.co/DkUUqEIS

Spell Czech

“@DallasStars: At least our #9 got the job done..... RT:" @DallasCowboys Similarly in the category of nobody-cares…the NHL is back!"

#rolltide Didn't even win all your conference games. #notreallynumberone

Doing the same thing and expecting something different is insanity. @newyscruggs #firegarrett @richiewhitt

Plinko! @NewSchoolSS

Having a baby makes you a parenting expert about as much as cooking a sandwich makes me the next @gzchef or Robert irvine.

Need some more likes on my Facebook page for my new business!http://t.co/OSN3isyLThanks!

Who dat thinks they gonna stop Dez Bryant... No hands? Anybody? #novsdal #Cowboys #whodatisincrediblystupid

Already sending Garrett playing for the field goal. Sigh. @richiewhitt

#heismanziel #heismanziel #heismanziel !!!!!

Pawn stars American restoration x-over! #pawnstars

For the next 12 hours, I am officially a redskins fan. #Cowboys

#my2k it's not how much money you make, it's how much you keep. The country needs to trim a lot of fat to reduce deficits. And fast.

All who see the #MIZZvsTAMU hash tag, help get #heismanziel trending!!