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RT @JefferySimpson: If you like Netflix, online gaming, digital movies/music, porn, cat pictures, dog pictures, monkey pictures then you li…

I don't like the name "double loaded omelet biscuit" at Hardees. It's confusing. Is it double loaded? Is it two biscuits? Two omelettes?

That Patriots tweet is EXACTLY why your business, big or small, needs a social media person, not a bot/filter system.

RT @hiddencash314: #Giveaway: $100 gift card to Dicks Sporting Goods to enter RT http://t.co/fFUxtTJhSp #stlouis .@hiddencash314 Do you sho…

Maybe my favorite glitch ever. #Destiny https://t.co/x04pngJ1j0

RT @strangedonuts: Every day is Veteran's Day at Strange! 1 free done for all past/active military w/ ID today, tomorrow, forever. Thanks f…

My phone just autocorrected "Thanks" to "Thanos." I think my phone is a bigger nerd than I am!

RT @Oatmeal: Dear @SenTedCruz, I'm going to explain to you how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works http://t.co/rQWMlmJTmY http://t.co/dvxQGDZMBF

Want to watch Jurassic Park? http://t.co/Ebrgl7iIlf #thereyougo

RT @hiddencash314: Giveaway: $50 gift card to Macy’s to enter RT this! Do you shop at Macy’s? #stlouis .@hiddencash314 #stl http://t.co/w7p…

In the entertainment world, is "Type A Wife with Type B Husband" just the rule?

Nothing but bars, all day. http://t.co/Ld4gKoCCkL

But...I'm on the Moon...what's blowing this flag?! #Destiny https://t.co/RiYpd9Gohm

"Gas is under $3 a gallon, unemployment is under 6%, stock market breaking records daily - no wonder Obama is so unpopular."

The juxtaposition of listening to relaxing piano melodies only be hit by a country-western Ford Truck special ad is really jarring, Spotify.

So... Why is global the default mobile network?

RT @curvestudios: It's time to play with your stealth! We're giving away a Wii U & Stealth Inc 2! Follow + RT to enter! http://t.co/DhO0VOs…

I get an unreal amount of entertainment out of draping a large blanket on my dog and watching the lump happily move around, tail wag and all

One of the coolest features of my new phone. http://t.co/o000D7m7zP

Adobe Photoshop has unexpectedly crashed. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight

If it snows tonight and your child is Trick or Treating as a Frozen character - YOU HAVE THIS ONE NIGHT TO TAKE AWESOME PHOTOS

I feel bad for the Clinton's. Their celebrity couple name would legitimately be "Hillbilly."

My commute is right out of a chilling suspense movie this morning. Spooky scary. http://t.co/nbGyefMB9p

Hey @timbles123, if you ever need anything Photoshopped or designed for your show, you know where to find me.

If you use #AfterEffects, but don't use Ease and Wizz, you're probably working too hard. http://t.co/ZLKBJw3E86