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What if a Chinese person worked at the Coca-Cola family and decided to play the BIGGEST JOKE in the world?

I know it's Cruz's walk-up music, but I really want the Wolf of Wall Street beat to be the @Cardinals postseason rally song.

Fun fact: The Hurricanes take on a Sea Of Red on Saturday, and it has nothing to do with weather.

WHY, APPLE. WHY DID YOU MAKE THE SHORTCUT FOR "SWITCH APPLICATIONS" ONE KEY AWAY FROM THE SHORTCUT FOR "QUIT PROGRAM." WHY. WHY.

If the Wii U can run Gamecube games digitally, it must run on some sort of emulator. So why not default opening GC discs to that emulator?

Well, this has me all sorts of confused. https://t.co/zskgdGFmIa

Someone overdubbed @GeoffLRamsey's laugh into a clip of Full House. And it's actually funnier. https://t.co/tsEU3myXve

"He's an aptly named quarterback. Tommy Armstrong, because his arm is strong. Get it? Do you get it?" -CBS Sports Guy

Real talk though. If the Week 2 #Huskers show up instead of the Week 1 Huskers against Fresno State, I might just lose my . #GBR

Hey @fanprint how do I submit designs?

Are they rabid? Or...what's the deal? http://t.co/n0q7g3ygEs

Having FINALLY watched Desolation of Smaug and @AH_Michael's posts about it, I really want to pursue voice acting again.

Ummm... http://t.co/TnNDYUsD9m

Dear brands on social media. Please don't post pictures of your logos emblazoned across American flags, NYC skylines or the 9/11 memorial.

Just heard a radio commercial use the following: "your choice of a hot dog is important, and should not be based solely on advertising."

This is why your Internet is slow. And it’ll get worse. Unless you take 1 min to do this, now. http://t.co/HqlwPPOLGW http://t.co/iupM6JyDCn

RT @DuvalMagic: Sometimes you run into people who are real jerks. I tend to think the best of people, but there are actual, bonafide mean j…

RT @mrLBF: soooo watch sales plummeted because we used our phones to tell time, now phone companies are making watches. so confusing l…

Thanks to @BrandMooreArt for showing me @FanPrint. Can't wait to have some free time to put some shirts together!

Are you a fan of #Sports and #GraphicDesign? Check out the Logolympiad over at @sportslogosnet http://t.co/z3YiMGGwr3

The #NFL suspending Ray Rice is the right move, but about 2 months too late. How long til he applies for reinstatement for the NFL?

It's kinda weird to see the #Ravens doing a better disciplinary job than the #NFL, but it's kinda refreshing at the same time.

I can't tell if this is ACTUALLY funny or just "sleepy Jordan" funny, but "Churn Down For What" is now on sale. http://t.co/I4XKSf8TUJ

.@CornNation .@boshuskercat .@FauxPelini WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WHY AM I SO HAPPY THAT WE BEAT MCNEESE STATE?!

You know what'd be great? Getting the ball in Abdullah's hands. Do that, #Huskers