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People with religious icons on their cars, especially those Coexist stickers, tend to be the ones that cut me off. What's with that?!

Thursday night? Perfect time for a trip to the #DoneZone. @ Strange Donuts http://t.co/dILdNrfQOD

Comedy just took another huge hit today. RIP Joan Rivers.

Just heard the Derek Jeter has the lone remaining single digit jersey for the Yankees. All the other numbers have already been retired.

3rd in Trivia tonight - proudest moment? @jessicamchesnut getting a Top Gear question right.

You know what I hate? :censored:ty people. Everyone's got their opinions and their beliefs, they're not all gonna be the same. And that's ok!

What fog? http://t.co/ZPaG1rywNh

Started watching a @louisck special for 5 minutes about 35 minutes ago. The man has such a gift for comedy and transitions, it's nuts.

RT @GordonRamsay: “@MinerParker: @GordonRamsay You should be in the movie. http://t.co/xsbJ5ebor2” funny !

RT @Huskers: #Huskers move up to 18 in @USATODAYsports #CoachesPoll. #GBR http://t.co/2Aho8yx4r4

And here comes the rain. So glad I didn't wash cars today.

So I said "if the wifi were better, I wouldn't need the router." We both laughed a little about it. I was a smartass in undergrad. (2/2)

What's the best Westerkamp nickname? Gangsterkamp? Westerkatch? Da-na-na Da-na-na? #GBR

RT @Huskers: It is the 10th time in school history that Nebraska has had 700 yards of total offense in a game. #Huskers

This dog hates mornings more than any person I know. #dogsofinstagram http://t.co/IPiLBTKOOr

This is not a drill. Charles Martinet (the Voice of Mario) is on instagram, posting videos AS Mario and Luigi. http://t.co/yrX3DdiMGw

Bradley likes to do laps. http://t.co/VmHx1j4WZ7

I left work today with rain pelting my face and the sounds of a baby crying in the distance. Holy melodramatic Wednesday, don't you think?

Hey #StLouis, ever notice how similar the Golden Oak Lending commercials are to commercials for Fast Eddie's in Bonaire on the radio?

Bradley selfie for #nationaldogday. http://t.co/M5nvfq40P6

The last time I played a #Madden game Randy Moss was a Viking and Trent Dilfer was a Falcon. So excited to get my copy this year!

IE: What if the Chicago Bulls changed their entrance song from Alan Parson's "Sirius" to something by Nicki Minaj?

Just used my lanyard to bullwhip-style kill a massive spider. #WhitestThingYoullReadToday

Ladies and gentlemen, the barcycle. http://t.co/blNShhgrF0