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There are few things as adorably sad as hearing our neighbor's husky howl.

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RT if you force your eyes open in the morning so you can cover your eyeballs with pieces of plastic or glass. #everydaybadass

RT @hiddencash314: Drop is ready wait for location.

I just got nostalgic over http://t.co/5E4S1Fujfn, http://t.co/Te2C4gF9yt and http://t.co/pRvbvoXY06. Why did my mind go to 2004?

RT @tlemco: How many frozen pizzas is a good amount for a wedding gift?

RT @FauxPelini: Once more, correcting @Slate's map http://t.co/VcSV2Q6MFO

Good Lord. "@OmahaDaily: Omaha Sets Record With 5.3 Inches Of Rain http://t.co/3fvzUCPMjC"

That moment when you realize Michael Fassbender is in 300.

RT @espn: This video is 44 seconds long.23 seconds of it is a golf ball hanging on the edge of the cup -> http://t.co/wawZaouYLo

It occurred to me that by the time we buy a house (don't worry, years away yet), there will be an Ikea in town. That could be good AND bad.

I think I liked Iggy Azalea better when she was just Gwen Stefani.

Turns out: a salmon pink button-down shirt with rolled up sleeves, khaki shorts and flip flops make me look like a guy ready to mug you.

At this point, I just feel bad for Jeff Samardzija.

Forbes recently gave Mario Kart 8 a 10/10 score. What is Forbes doing reviewing video games, exactly?

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I apologize in advance if I flood your feed with Net Neutrality news. It's one of the very few things I care for, politically speaking

Just heard a band called Big Brother Thunder and the Masterblasters will be performing in St. Louis soon. Best band name ever?

That moment when you find a rhythm when you're doing something tedious/monotonous so that it -feels- like you're making progress

Turned on the Hawks game just before the Wild scored. Looks like I won't be watching tonight, then. #SportSuperstition

Seeing the Rooster Teeth community so happy for Michael and Lindsay's wedding is making me -crazy- excited for my own. 63 days away!

Song of the Day: https://t.co/A5bk9jFQrT

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THANKS, BLUEBALL. http://t.co/Y8JhgZCobi

RT @SportsNation: It’s time for the #SNPuppyDraft! The @houstontexans are officially on the clock.