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If the opportunity presents itself, my next car will be a Tesla. But that won't be for years.

1) Sliced White Mushrooms. 2) Salt, Pepper, Minced Garlic. 3) Butter. 4) Make a foil bowl. 5) Grill for like 25 minutes. @GuyGourmet

RT @HuskerFBNation: #BOOM2014: Welcome to the #Huskers, Freedom Akinmoladun (TE)! http://t.co/GDPFbtmjMl

A trio of @davekellett 's Sheldon for this office wall. Now I don't look so new! http://t.co/hMM5GHZlqQ

My phone says "haze," my weather app says "light snow," looking out a window says "near whiteout snowiness." Wat.

"@SportsCenter: 111.5M made the Super Bowl the most watched event ever. http://t.co/d8fMkHwKtV" That's roughly 1 in 3 Americans.

Winter realization: I'm an Anti-Grinch - I'm grumpy UNTIL it snows and things are Christmassy.

I just played Flappy Bird for the first time ever, and I scored more points than the Broncos did last night.

#EsuranceSave30 please?

Did we just see ANOTHER Super Bowl open with a safety? That's gotta be a first, right? Back to back? #SBXLVIII

RT @therealcliffyb: All of the Super Bowl ads are debuting online before the big game.Which kind of negates the entire point of spending …

Would people buy a shirt of this if ALL proceeds went to Extra Life or Child's Play? RT/Share if you… http://t.co/4uaPj3pYYC

RT @JayOrDan23: No no no, we wanted HEISENBERG, not EISENBERG.

RT @nerdist: I love these men. RT @SirPatStew: Football! http://t.co/06MeKOL7yi

Why do I love the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony? Heart, Usher and Public Enemy have been on the same stage.

Puppy energy is the best energy. https://t.co/XsZBjeKnvO

RT @nfl: Richard Sherman says Peyton Manning "throws some ducks."Peyton Manning... agrees???MUST-SEE: http://t.co/HPLJYQrIHN #SB48

There are few things I love more than passive aggressive entries on social media without any shred of context.

I'm still a little surprised that @AH_BrownMan didn't make a bigger deal about being an NPC in Borderlands 2 #yolo420speedrunzgetblazed

That, or Sugar Ray. ALL AROUND THE WOOOOORLD, STATUES CRUMBLE FOR MEEEEEE

Song of the Day: https://t.co/Lx5U3onEDk #headphonesup

I WAS TRYING TO HELP I'M SO SORRY https://t.co/QkkaxlVZJ0

"@Beggin: The #BegginPetParade has @Andy, @barenakedladies & SO many dogs on 2/23 http://t.co/4nzAYAZ1T5" AHH FREE CONCERT AND PUPPIES

Is there a more complicated feeling between craving @TacoBell and not wanting to get out from under your blankets?