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Destination wedding? More like DestiGAYtion wedding! #butseriously #GoodForYouHawaii

RIP Paul Walker. The Fast and Furious franchise has always been a guilty pleasure

Not sure what @mttgcast is, but they're following me now. So I'll give em a shot!

There's a brand new ASPCA commercial, and I didn't know what I was watching until it was too late. This day is ruined.

Oh look! Here comes the transition between Thanksgiving and Christma -- and it's over. Christmas is now in season.

NOW we're talkin! http://t.co/RGB6H4oSUf

RT @marchmadness: We give thanks to you! RT this for a chance to WIN tickets to the 2014 Final Four! #ThanksMBBFans http://t.co/7y6FiKE…

Playing the 100-pin bowling game on Wii Sports Resort. Just left a 10-46 pin split. #

Happy Thankkukah everyone!

HuffPost just posted an article consisting of the word "hangry" and 10 gifs. HuffPost: the new Mashable/Buzzfeed hybrid site. For news!

More fonts! http://t.co/z4ki82mIUy

Bradley's infamous "Draw me like one of your French Poodles" impression. Spot on. http://t.co/eHvypqahVz

The good news: I'm in the @Xbox Controller Contest! The bad news: the gallery isn't working. http://t.co/GynrAzdCMO

Just heard Dame Judy Dench say "Or we could watch 'Big Momma's House.'" Yeah, it's safe to say this has been the best Monday ever.

RT @Mruff221: Okay. Just got the New Avengers Script. And I am going to read it now. I hope Banner/Hulk are represented. @Marvel @josswhedo…

People fail to see that we live in a commercial world. Support is viewed by dollar signs. You don't need to boycott Walmart, just don't go.

Thanks for the memories, Pudgy. You were one of the finest White Sox fans this Cubs fan could have known. #RIP

Toyed around with something I'm calling an "anti-drop." Have a listen? https://t.co/vxLCMI1zzk

Just got an email for a -DEAL- on $50 sweatpants. Unless I'm buying 10 at that price, we've got a very different understanding of "deal."

Without that HORRIBLE call, this game is over. #NEBvsPSU

Watchdog on patrol. https://t.co/84iORpHxt8

My phone just censored the word "butt" from voice to text. Oh phone...You should know me better than that by now.

Call me a nerd if you want, but #TableTitans is slowly becoming my favorite story-comic to date. http://t.co/kSaZbhpZCU

Today, I am one step closer to starring in my own Corona commercial. Booked the honeymoon!

I love when new consoles come out. It's always a great reminder of what can happen when you don't do proper testing.