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Just saw the #Bears signed Cutler through 2020. In other news, the Bears also released any hope of a decent season for the next 7 years.

RT @MilesLuna24: Here's to the new year. Whether it's filled with fortune or failure, we can only guess...but we'll make it to the other si…

The #CornDawgBowl kicks off at 11 down at the @Gator_Bowl, who you got? @Huskers! #GBR

BOUT TO LOSE OUR MIIIINDS UP IN HERE https://t.co/SEBmsRtrJ5

Goals for 2014: break the trends my hairline and waistline have learned, get married to a girl way out of my league, and laugh.

Guy just dumped 6 hefty bags full of laundry on the floor, on purpose, after pushing carts out of the way. #laundromatwoes #wat

Hearing @AH_Michael talk about how you don't cook Omaha Steaks on a Foreman Grill...Preach, son. Preach.

RT @mcpli: Best excuse of all time. http://t.co/XUrdt2iYy5

Sorry! Not sorry. http://t.co/MPl3zFryfK

I know it's not New Year's, but I've got a resolution in mind that (hopefully) you can wear. Stay tuned.

Happy Christmas, Ron.

NODDAFINGAH!

So glad that insurance, cable, student loans and a honeymoon payment are hitting my finances at the same time as all my Christmas shopping.

RT @theshamingofjay: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like until you have something …

One of these things is not like the other. https://t.co/kdUZv2KJAd

Just gave directions to a lost driver. The St. Louisian metamorphosis is complete.

Ever have an #InDesign file crash and lock itself from opening? Turns out, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS RENAME THE .IDLK FILE to unlock it. #wat

THE RADIO CONTEST STREAK LIIIIIVES!

Just saw I finished #44 out of 2800+ in an NFL Pick'Em League for last week. Cool.

Merry Christmas from the Fabulous Fox Theater! https://t.co/mCDSeExc5i

#SignsYouMightBeAMovieAddict Someone asked "who wants to hang?" On Facebook - my first thought was "Brooks."

Happy holidays from my desk! http://t.co/qlgVJZ4jd3

Also, SUPER excited to head to a pre-screening of #Anchorman2 tomorrow night! Thanks, @Y98!

First Pacquiao, now Klitschko...which boxer will turn to politics next? #PresidenteDeLaHoya

RT @SethMacFarlane: Oh and hey... thanks for caring so much about the canine Griffin. He is overcome with gratitude.