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RT @fwong: Holy crap, tis the season! #XboxOne is right around the corner, who else is dying to get their hands on one? Get lucky! RT!

Is there anything worse than getting a surge of jittery energy when you're midway through a #Wacom heavy project?

RT @StormCoker: Unbelievable comparison of Washington, Illinois before and after the EF-4 tornado hit yesterday. Via @severestudios http://…

Threw down a "Jane, you ignorant slut." at a bad driver today. Doing my father proud.

The temperature right now in St Louis is tomorrow's forecast high. #byewarmweekend

RT @GamerDeals: RT and Follow @GamerDeals to Win a PS4 or Xbox One Console #Giveaway #Contest! http://t.co/26He0zYazY

RT @espn: Remember Jack Taylor?The kid who scored 138 for Grinnell College last year?Yeah, he scored 109 today: http://t.co/qyPyTM1dBR

HUGE day for @BradleyBraves today. #AllAboutTheB

When I see wedding photos online, I can't help but feel happier because I know that soon it'll be me and Jessica in them. #truestory #vomit

Here's the million dollar question for #Husker fans: If they lose, at home, to Michigan State, is Bo Pelini officially in the hot seat?

RT @SaintsRow: Retweet this tweet and follow us for a chance to win a copy of Saints Row IV on Xbox 360! #fullgamefriday

I made soup to go for lunch at 12:45. It only cooled down enough to eat it 20 minutes ago.

This guy is losing his mind. #helivedtotellthetale #gta5 https://t.co/6zFGlB5ScS

My hometown has been named The Most Hungover City in America, with 8.3 bars per 10,000 households: the most bars per capita in the country.

My car froze interestingly last night. #nomakeup #nofilter http://t.co/R9c7LznpXP

Go #XboxTailgaming with @Xbox! You could score a trip to Super Bowl XLVIII, home entertainment makeover & much more! http://t.co/p6bNetVgXb

OH COME ON. THIS IS THE ONE WEEK I DIDN'T PICK THE RAMS IN MY PICK'EM LEAGUE.

When people ask for retweets, I think it's interesting which celebrities assemble in it. "Duck Dynasty, Guy Fieri and Eddie Murphy, plz RT"

RWBY? More like WOOO-BY, amirite @LindsayTuggey?

RT @DocAdams: The Extra Life community is $88k away from breaking through that $4M barrier For The Kids.

RT @ESPNCFB: #Nebraska ends #Michigan's 19game win streak in the #BigHouse, 17-13. Ameer Abdullah 26car/105yds/2TDs. UM: 175 total yards. #…

RT @colourlovers: 5 Fascinating Font Infographics http://t.co/KadY65YQlP http://t.co/2u2sopedyu

Actually, it's having trouble with Mavericks. Anyone got a #Brackets fix? @brackets?

The bank lobby is already set to Christmas songs.