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Seriously, if you're a #Husker fan and you're not following @FauxPelini and @BoPelini, what are you waiting for?

I'm starting to design the wedding invitations, and -IMMEDIATELY- looked at our names for too long. Now, everything looks misspelled.

RT @SportsNation: BREAKING: Kobe Bryant reacts to being named starter to the NBA West All-Star Team http://t.co/nCmGCN8gl9

An age old question answered over on RedBubble: Knowing is half the battle, but what's the other half? http://t.co/WydQLP2QEl

That blast of hot steamy air before you walk out into sub freezing temperatures when leaving the grocery store can be downright cruel.

Wow. My 5000th tweet involved a game show and a Game show. What a succinct representation of this account.

RT @DrewInTheLou: I have NEVER seen a city as paralyzed by snow as St. Louis. It was TWO INCHES. TWO. You act like this is Minnesota and we…

I started expecting a big "HE'S ON FIRE" and a "BOOMSHAKALAKA" after watching the #Creighton highlight reel. OPENING THE GAME WITH 9 3'S?!

The toughest #Oscar call is for Best Original Song. Despicable Me 2's "Happy" and Frozen's "Let it Go". Both incredible.

BREAKING: Stoners in Washington and Colorado already confused about the upcoming Super Bowl.

RT @SportsNation: Here is a screen grab of @RSherman_25 during his postgame interview http://t.co/LkoSxRbdkO

There are two men in a truck behind me, but there are 7 chins. #BigBoys

Aaron Rodgers in a fat suit aping a Chicago accent yelling AWW JEEZ will never be not funny to me

RT @SportsCenter: Two seconds into the Flames-Canucks game, ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-TWO PENALTY MINUTES handed out. Not even kidding. http:…

One of the worst feelings for a creative person is to have the desire to start something, but you can't make up your mind as to what.

Say the hashtag for the Cardinals Winter Warmup out loud. #WWU. That's actually 5 U's

Can't wait to decorate my office with my new Sheldon prints from @davekellett. http://t.co/bOsodkEYu6 #earnestplug

I may have been hacked a little bit ago. Don't click the link. Pardon me, I'll just be resetting my "days without incident" calendar.

Just had the best idea for a @midnight style hashtag: #SocialMediaPickupLines

Welp. Now I'm sad. http://t.co/VBR5j9Fl6A

And now, Serenity can say it had an Oscar nominee in its cast. Congrats, Chiwetel!

Stumbling on to @GameGrumps has proven to be an incredible thing that's happened. 2014, the bar's been set high.

Don't let your default setting be " ."

Last year, I had my taxes done before Valentine's Day. Let's see if my employers are as on the ball as they were last year.

Wouldn't Honey BBQ Wings be yummy as a chip? Submit your own idea now! http://t.co/PcSRWOwcMs #DoUsAFlavor See Rules.