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Hey @bobvail what do ya think? http://t.co/vMngbt7y

There has not been as big a fad as #AdamMarrsing since #FaithHilling

Never thought I'd lose a fantasy football game because I started Matt Ryan instead of Carson Palmer, like seriously? @NFLRT

Hi @heathermariiex

I literally hate the bears defense right now

Let the power of the blue pants see us through #BillsMafia

Hey we're all mad about the winter classic being canceled, but NU is still playing vs. UConn @ 7.Better than watching the leafs play anyways

I can't even deal right now

#GoDucks #StormLA

Needless to say, I had an amazing birthday at the #Amerks game, thank you @heathermariiex http://t.co/Jqp2qQuH

"@JeffZillgitt: Rasheed Wallace on his role w/NYK: "I accept my Brian Scalabrine role. I'm cool with it." @_ShaneCahill_

And @AmerksHockey wins it in ooooooooovertime!!!! http://t.co/vlxXbvch

First ever @AmerksHockey game, on the glass with @heathermariiex #HappyBDaytoMe http://t.co/QCF145ve

I'm not one to usually do this, but t-minus 5 hours till my birthday

You know it's gonna be a good day when @heathermariiex tells you that you have "scruff on roids"

I am struggling to function this morning

JESUS ON HGH, I CAN'T EVEN DEAL RIGHT NOW BAHAHA #SOUTHPARK

Well that was definitely a better workout

You never know how much you check your watch, until you forget to put one on

Just like to take this moment to thank you for following me on this social media website, may you now return to your previously scheduled TL

I feel like my shoulder was stronger with a labrum tear before surgery

Really wondering about some things

So I really want to watch A Nightmare Before Christmas

On the flip side, I feel like a jet ski would have been a more appropriate way to get to NU today

And we have a Randy Moss sighting, wow