jonrohlf

Huge storm on the way to #Indy. Double rainbow all the way. #vscocam http://t.co/JskXRu5RHR

New music genres: foodie-rock, post-electroswing, John Williams-core, pre-emo (primo)

You'll carve your names into the Paupack Cliffs, just to read them when you get old enough to know that happiness is just a moment…

Excited to see Alex Smith in KC. I want to see them contend.

#Crispy RT @Splitsider: TBS Orders @peteholmez's Post-Conan Talk Show http://t.co/W7nVRzxJZZ

Stayed late at work but staying later to watch #Cyclones at my desk. http://t.co/MjDkLx7uTN

Waiting for LB15 and LB16 to show off in the NFL Combine. http://t.co/tzoQ9l9G2q #cycleONEnation

George Clooney with big white beard...the sexiest Santa. #Oscars

Daniel Day-Lewis (ooh woah) fighter of the Night-Lewis.

Kristin Chenoweth is so short that she makes Mr. Jackman look Hugh. #Oscars

I think that seminary pastors-in-training take an entire semester class on how to shave your head once you start going bald.

If you watch Raging Bull followed by Silver Linings Playbook, it's a 30-year timewarp of Robert De Niro yelling at his family.

New shot "Aces" on @dribbble http://t.co/RUXf8gkL7L

"I associate my first kiss with Christian ska." -@GillianJacobs http://t.co/S4SRNbd63N

RT @cryndi: Seriously. http://t.co/l8qG87qMJV

Bagel shops: if you're not going to slice my bagel for me, you might as well ask me to land a jumbo jet.

My favorite feature of the @Blackberry Bold is how the battery lasts almost 4 hours!

No better band name out there. RT @intoitoverit ASIAN MAN will be releasing the Pet Symmetry 7"

Shout out to all my followers that are U.S. Presidents on this fine Presidents' Day.

99% positive that my apartment superintendent uses cat litter on the sidewalks instead of ice salt.

The only redeeming thing about the Harlem Shake is that it'll be hard for moms to get on board.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Flatfoot 56 (17), Blacklist Royals (11) & Jonathan Allen Guerra (10) http://t.co/tx5x1ouL

Excited for @roryscovel at @thelincolnlodge tonight. Hope he brought his beard.

What does white people dancing poorly have to do with Harlem?

Sad day at the office. Two of my co-workers hypothetically died in a fire drill.