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Every once in a while, he asked me and my mother if we wanted to go for a ride (Which meant McDonalds), and I usually ordered a Happy Meal.

RT @CraigSagerJr: Arrived this morning to do a taped interview with Pop. He goes no, we're doing this live 3rd qtr just like your Dad. http…

#GetWellSager

RT @DallasStars: RT to wish @Sceviour7 a happy birthday! http://t.co/zhiDfIODeS

Some watch the MTV Movie Awards, others honor past teams with banners in their house.

For my 6666th Tweet, I only have one lesson: DON'T WITH THE KING.

It is done.

Ask me some questions. http://t.co/vm9vwqoqP8

21 bottles of beer on the wall...http://t.co/mori0APHwU

Eh, Kentucky will probably win the title.

Never tied my shoes in elementary...like a boss. Still can't. #elementaryconfessions

Who are you? — Who are you? Who, who, who, who?Who are you? Who, who, who, who?Who are you? Who, who, who, who... http://t.co/7yFpwVEO9W

Happy birthday, @joshua08griffin

What's the most unusual thing in your refrigerator, right now? — Jelly beans. http://t.co/e8iSriqPyQ

#RangersWin #AstrosWin

No joke: An 8.2 earthquake just struck Chile.

I'm incredibly sexy.

#LCF

I am proud to announce that this week will be dedicated to math (much like the dedication to science 2 weeks ago), with patches #SupportMath

The last time that the Patriots won the Super Bowl was also the last time the Rams were in the playoffs.

I really hope no one is asking who Shirley Temple is. http://t.co/iwBX5FPJ9o

My prediction for the first game: Patriots 38, Broncos 35.

Gone a whole day, and not one notification?

RT @action4sports: Girls HS basketball FINAL: Weslaco 42, McAllen Memorial 20. #RGV #txhshoops

What is the one thing you want most in your life righ... — To hope that nobody knows where the bodies are buried... http://t.co/32tzrCCqQx