Coolisiana
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I am very bad at mustering up the courage to use someone's name when talking to them in person, but not in text. Thank you it's 1:13AM
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RT @buttnight: Cute guy: hi, do u have a lighter I can use? Me: [sweating] uh.. No but watch this *lights cigarette with the heat radiating…
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RT @buttnight: my type? well you see, I prefer guys that are bald. cold to the touch even. also 6 ft in the ground. skeletons. skeletons ar…
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RT @EndhooS: Me: [Eating pizza for breakfast] Gym nerd: [pouring 8 flourescent powders into a gym bottle] I dunno how u can put that :censored:…
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"Sir are u sure u want that crappy TV instead of this HD one?" *imagines exclusively playing Guitar Hero II til I die of natural causes* Yes
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Society: Be yourself Me: Ok wow how can all 7 billion of you speak perfectly in unison like that Society: Ok except for you. You be nobody
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RT @ShutUpThatsWho: [God making water] "it helps plants" ANGEL: nice "cleans things" A: ok "u die if u don't drink it" A: "& drown if u dr…
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Have a feeling your followers don't care about or read anything you post? Tweet something factually incorrect
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RT @WritePlay: "What an awesome body-" Oh... thanks. I work out- "- of research." - formulas. I work out formulas. *sips tea* I do a lot…
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Why Happy Easter! And don't worry, Wester will be here in only a short few hours I didn't forget about y'all
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Maybe Beethoven started out completely terrible but just would not listen to anyone who told him he couldn't do it
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Why's life so difficult I never sleep anymore "Um ur tweeting at midnight maybe t-" DID I ASK FOR UR OPINION "Um literally yes you just did"
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RT @ProdigyNelson: He was a skater boy She said see you later boy https://t.co/ENqplrQ1A4
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*sets alarm for 5:45am* "Uh dude tomorrow's Saturday" This is for Monday *sleeps unadulterated for 53 hours straight*
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@iLikeCatShirts @SteveSuckington @Pro_Jones_ @KLobstar I think a moderate percentage of these guys are satisfactory
