willmorris

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  1. willmorris

    2018 NFL Season

    And now there's just one more streak for the Browns to end - they haven't won on Sunday since December 13, 2015.
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    2018 High School Football

    We had a 69-67 game in NJ this week. Meanwhile, my alma mater is 1-2 after a 30-8 loss to archrival St. Joseph. That said, the association football team is 4-0 and get to play tonight at Talen Energy Stadium, so there's that! Plus, I get to announce the game!
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    2018 High School Football

    I have seen our archrival schedule homecoming on opening day because they were playing us. Mind you, it wasn't a talent thing - they always scheduled homecoming against us if they were hosting us.
  4. willmorris

    2018 High School Football

    Not my neck of the woods, but. This is why you don't let Bob coach the football team. You remember Bob, right?
  5. willmorris

    2018 NFL Season

    Primetime; if I remember that right, Jim Nantz had the call.
  6. willmorris

    2018 NFL Season

    I'm no Packers fan; that might be the most improbable Packers primetime win since Antonio "He did WHAT?!" Freeman.
  7. willmorris

    2018 NFL Season

    ...and now Clay Matthews gave the Bears another lifeline. HOW does a veteran player make that mistake in that situation?!
  8. willmorris

    2018 NFL Season

    This was a 20-0 lead for the Bears. How the frig are Da Bears going to blow this?! EDIT: Oh boy. Just when you thought it was safe to discount double-check that the Bears would win, Aaron Rodgers leads the Packers to take the lead.
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    2018 NFL Season

    It's only Week 1 and I'm already sick of Cris Collinsworth. Now here's a guy who needs to shut up.
  10. willmorris

    2018 NFL Season

    And it's the first opening week tie since the 70s.
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    2018 NFL Season

  12. willmorris

    2018 NFL Season

    CLEVELAND'S NOT GOING 0-16 AGAIN!
  13. willmorris

    2018 NFL Season

    Cleveland is somehow going to OT with the Steelers. Could the Bud Light actually be up for grabs this week?!
  14. willmorris

    North American Pro Soccer 2018

    Sky Blue FC has defeated Orlando Pride 1-0 to avoid going winless for the season. They still finish as the worst team in league history at 1-6-17.
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    2018 High School Football

    If you were to tell me that my guys would be held to 148 yards of offense and still win 30-6 tonight, I'd never believe you. But though we wear navy and gray, we looked maroon and orange out there, as our special teams were just that - special!
  16. willmorris

    2018 NFL Season

    It feels weird to go into the 2018 season cheering for the Super Bowl champs. Not that I'm complaining.
  17. Well, chalk another win up for PETA, as Mondelez has redesigned the packages for Barnum's Animals. No longer will the animals be caged as they might be at a circus or zoo; they are instead shown "in a natural habitat." The crackers' flavor is unaffected.
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    2018 High School Football

    Mine lost 19-7 to open the season, but 7 of the 11 teams in the playoff group lost, so I'm not worried. (Three won, one didn't play.)
  19. willmorris

    2018 MLB Season

    We have another Kapler idea! Only because I know that @slapshot is an actual baseball umpire, I'm curious to hear his thoughts on the matter.
  20. willmorris

    2018 NFL Season

    Current Browns LB Mychal Kendricks has been indicted on charges of insider trading.
  21. willmorris

    2018 High School Football

    $4 for adults, $2 for students and seniors here; it's actually illegal for the NJSIAA to charge more for a playoff game.
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    2018 High School Football

    For what it's worth, sometimes here that's just called the Delaware.
  23. How sad it is that we've gotten to a point where sports have become so all-encompassing that a man should be seen as a god by his devoted followers because they keep winning.
  24. willmorris

    North American Pro Soccer 2018

    Rochester is officially back, likely in 2020, as a member of USLD3.
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    2018 High School Football

    And because of how NJ's playoffs work, I actually have to keep track of this team. They play a team in our playoff bracket and their results actually matter.