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Patience is a mofkin virtue http://t.co/faQ21L4Ayg

"@_SeanAdams_: 2 hours of listening to SETI's Dr. Jill Tarter here in the PSU Thomas bldg. #AreWeAlone?"

Gonna go get some sun. I'm tired of being mistaken for a white crayon.

"Hey don't do anything with your testes, I wanna put them in a jar!!!..........I mean your cat's testes." LAUGHING MY :censored:ING ASS OFF

May the Gods watch over the soul of @Noffy7 tonight, for I'd assume he's celebrating the W with nefarious shenanigans

Seven Lions radio has officially taken over the top spot for study music. It was a good run, Explosion In the Sky.

Ignorance RT “@FlTNESS: Flat tummies come from a clean diet! Oatmeal, eggs, fruits, veggies, whole grains, protein, omegas, fiber #eatclean”

SMH Kai Greene is such a motivator

Long volume with Papa John today

GOODNUSS

No heata but a nigga made heat, may I vent

Im all out zombie mode in this class right now ?

It's always funny to see when twitter slowly starts to get drunk and how the nature of tweets get progressively greasier

Up 20 lbs on ATG squats in 3 weeks #progress

This weather is euphoric

How dare you make a cover of Wagonwheel, Darius Rucker. Ya just can't do that.

J Cole radio is on fire this morning!!!

Kill Em With Kindness

All these threats about nuclear attack on US by N Korea and all @BarackObama's twitter account talks about is gun control. Smh.

Just ordered this years draft 59Fifty. IT'S PRETTY DOPE.

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Ooo! Festeeeive! RT "@maxwell_p: Knockin' me out with those American thighs"

So can stomach acid, ignoramus. “@FlTNESS: A can of soda can be used to clean your toilet bowl. . . think about that before you take a sip!”

Fine China

We can dance in the dark, blow the speakers outta this car