timehasflownby

I will accept any offer to hang out with friends. Seriously.

I imagine when people actually depend on me, then I will sleep early.

it's an Oreo, by the way. https://t.co/QYEJw5VKpn

My mom's working tomorrow, so I guess I can go shopping. Wow does that sound sad.

Happy #Festivus, everyone. Here's a musical, easy to find on the Internet. https://t.co/jv7q2AuFKc

I could either complain about not getting to celebrate Christmas spirit with others or I could accept that once again, nobody cares.

That pose wasn't planned at all. http://t.co/OOhiahvvE2

Truly you could say that was balls to the wall. https://t.co/NPndJq2eI6

Here we go again, on a trip to a restaurant destination by walking for some good food. If you see me, say hi. Be back later.

Number crunching for the past day - 1 new unfollower. Stats via http://t.co/qlw3YVjUm3

happy birthday @Chubb_E_Boii

I wasn't aware that training camp fights now count as news.

What is the last thing you do before bed? — You don't want to know. http://t.co/E6j6FqhXz2

RT @Deadspin: VIDEO: Wrestling's fake, you say? Tell that to John Cena's grotesquely broken nose http://t.co/pDTVPncI2Y http://t.co/8ka750E…

Are you allergic to anything? — People who'd want to hang out with me, apparently. http://t.co/2FXz559XJp

Where the #Sharknado stuff came from...and a review of it. http://t.co/N4KBfhhxDX

I put "Other" on surveys even though I'm half white/half mexican because it just sounds fun to say...and bewilder the surveyor as well.

For a hero I had never heard of before this film, Ant-Man sounds cool. http://t.co/p3QpOIenWo

New day, new tweets, new stats. 5 followers, 1 unfollower. Via good old http://t.co/qlw3YVjUm3

You are one interesting person.

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When I was growing up, we didn't have cable, explaining why I didn't watch stuff like Teen Titans or the Powerpuff Girls until I was like 16

You know, I do wonder if I'll go to Panther games now that I'm a graduate. Would there be any point? Or was there any point to begin with?

RT @Irenebelinfante: Some of these hateful attitudes are why so many trans teens commit suicide. We all have opinions, but keep the hurtful…