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RT @Ravens: We are grieving the loss of a special young man. #RIPTrayWalker https://t.co/FNcnd9eQjT

RT @Yair_Rosenberg: The anti-Trump PAC "Trump Has Tiny Hands" was ordered to change its name to something w/o Trump's name. So it did: http…

@coxtonyardd I have not.

@pizzahut @dominos are any of your pizzas considered pies? #PiDay

both https://t.co/KfYkyObYSD

i guess you're just going have to... work work work work work work https://t.co/sl1RH01R8I

shark tale https://t.co/ZDntqZaOfF

so the people that are afraid of sharks are really afraid of relationships? https://t.co/HaLxqa5tJj

when i read interior design, i thought of closet storage for some reason https://t.co/pOzQSjok2O

Chipotle time. https://t.co/oscKK8wIFR

@ImNotAround it tied

For me, I thought it was an average trailer. Maybe it could be good, maybe not. But it won't be determined by anything other than the jokes.

so...basically Carson wants a safe space? A bit much, don't you think? https://t.co/9fZaSZRwCx

voting waiting line https://t.co/YtxUh7zMqE

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Saturday night on the town (credit to @breesux_ ;)) https://t.co/66HBjMtqN3

@Swervelurv what are you saying?

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no ragrets https://t.co/6UFp70isSA

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i can also attest to being terrible at bowling. as i recall, i got a 34 in 8 frames the only time i ever bowled https://t.co/wUo33qeN0X

i would... ....if i knew how to drive... ...if i lived in san antonio... ...if i was cool... ...if i- never mind https://t.co/5aB9Ly4K6t

There is at least one personal secret I hold that I don't think I can confide with anyone.

I didn't realize America could shoot a gun. https://t.co/4XBL1WlVon

I didn't intend to be ironic. https://t.co/Eu2z5uIzy5