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What's going on with weird baseball injuries this spring?


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Felix Pie of the Cubs with a twisted testicle and now Kaz Matsui...

Kaz Matsui-2B- Astros Mar. 11 - 10:25 am et

Kaz Matsui will miss four to five days with an anal fissure.

That's an unnatural tear or crack in the anus skin, for those of you not in the know. Matsui is expected to be out until at least Friday. Anal fissures can become chronic problems, but the Astros hope using a different medication will sooth Matsui's issue.

Source: Houston Chronicle

Yes that's very weird; weirder even than the injuries in your sig.

I'm just glad it ain't me. What's next, an enlarged buttcrack?

Holy :censored: man you are closing in on 1000 posts in potentially a little over 3 months. Those must be some quality posts. Meanwhile I'm closing in OH 180 or so in like 2 years. I should be posting more or...

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Felix Pie of the Cubs with a twisted testicle and now Kaz Matsui...

Kaz Matsui will miss four to five days with an anal fissure.

it's obvious in both cases that neither player bothered to stretch it out properly in warmup.

Hopefully they don't stretch together next time.

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