Very funny joke

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Little Tommy was on his first airplane ride alone. A stranger was sitting next to him. Out of the blue, the stranger said, "Why don't we have a conversation? I heard that flights go quicker during conversations." Little Tommy closed a book he was reading and said, "What would you like to talk about?" The stranger said, "I don't know. How about nuclear power?" Little Tommy said, "Very well, let me ask you something. If a cow and a horse eat the same amount of the same type of grass, why is the cow's poop mushy when horse's poop looks like little pellets?" The stranger said, "That's a good question, I don't know." Little Tommy said, "Well how do you expect me to talk about nuclear power when it's quite obvious that you don't know crap?"

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Lol