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RT @therealcliffyb: All of the Super Bowl ads are debuting online before the big game.Which kind of negates the entire point of spending …

Would people buy a shirt of this if ALL proceeds went to Extra Life or Child's Play? RT/Share if you… http://t.co/4uaPj3pYYC

RT @JayOrDan23: No no no, we wanted HEISENBERG, not EISENBERG.

RT @nerdist: I love these men. RT @SirPatStew: Football! http://t.co/06MeKOL7yi

Why do I love the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony? Heart, Usher and Public Enemy have been on the same stage.

Puppy energy is the best energy. https://t.co/XsZBjeKnvO

RT @nfl: Richard Sherman says Peyton Manning "throws some ducks."Peyton Manning... agrees???MUST-SEE: http://t.co/HPLJYQrIHN #SB48

There are few things I love more than passive aggressive entries on social media without any shred of context.

I'm still a little surprised that @AH_BrownMan didn't make a bigger deal about being an NPC in Borderlands 2 #yolo420speedrunzgetblazed

That, or Sugar Ray. ALL AROUND THE WOOOOORLD, STATUES CRUMBLE FOR MEEEEEE

Song of the Day: https://t.co/Lx5U3onEDk #headphonesup

I WAS TRYING TO HELP I'M SO SORRY https://t.co/QkkaxlVZJ0

"@Beggin: The #BegginPetParade has @Andy, @barenakedladies & SO many dogs on 2/23 http://t.co/4nzAYAZ1T5" AHH FREE CONCERT AND PUPPIES

Is there a more complicated feeling between craving @TacoBell and not wanting to get out from under your blankets?

Seriously, if you're a #Husker fan and you're not following @FauxPelini and @BoPelini, what are you waiting for?

I'm starting to design the wedding invitations, and -IMMEDIATELY- looked at our names for too long. Now, everything looks misspelled.

RT @SportsNation: BREAKING: Kobe Bryant reacts to being named starter to the NBA West All-Star Team http://t.co/nCmGCN8gl9

An age old question answered over on RedBubble: Knowing is half the battle, but what's the other half? http://t.co/WydQLP2QEl

That blast of hot steamy air before you walk out into sub freezing temperatures when leaving the grocery store can be downright cruel.

Wow. My 5000th tweet involved a game show and a Game show. What a succinct representation of this account.

RT @DrewInTheLou: I have NEVER seen a city as paralyzed by snow as St. Louis. It was TWO INCHES. TWO. You act like this is Minnesota and we…

I started expecting a big "HE'S ON FIRE" and a "BOOMSHAKALAKA" after watching the #Creighton highlight reel. OPENING THE GAME WITH 9 3'S?!

The toughest #Oscar call is for Best Original Song. Despicable Me 2's "Happy" and Frozen's "Let it Go". Both incredible.

BREAKING: Stoners in Washington and Colorado already confused about the upcoming Super Bowl.

RT @SportsNation: Here is a screen grab of @RSherman_25 during his postgame interview http://t.co/LkoSxRbdkO