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Neo presents another bizarro world sports alignment...

NFL

NFC East: Baltimore Ravens, New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Americans

NFC North: Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings

NFC South: Atlanta Falcons, Dallas Cowboys, New Orleans Saints, St Louis Colts

NFC West: Arizona Scorpions, Los Angeles Rams, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks

AFC East: Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, New England Patriots, New York Jets

AFC North: Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Indiana Cardinals, Pittsburgh Steelers

AFC South: Houston Oilers, Miami Dolphins, Nashville Bloodhounds, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

AFC West: Denver Broncos, Kansas City Chiefs, Los Angeles Raiders, San Diego Chargers

MLB

AL East: Boston Red Sox, Florida Marlins, New York Yankees, Philadelphia A's, Washington Nationals

AL Central: Atlanta Firebirds, Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Detroit Tigers, Kansas City Royals

AL West: Denver Zephyrs, Los Angeles Angels, San Francisco Seals, Texas Rangers, Vancouver Mounties

NL East: Baltimore Orioles, Brooklyn Dodgers, Montreal Expos, Pittsburgh Pirates, Toronto Blue Jays

NL Central: Chicago Cubs, Cincinnati Reds, Milwaukee Braves, Minnesota Giants, St Louis Cardinals

NL West: Arizona Diamondbacks, Hollywood Stars, Houston Astros, Portland Beavers, Seattle Pilots

NBA

Atlantic: Boston Celtics, Charlotte Hornets, Long Island Nets, Miami Heat, New York Knicks, Orlando Magic, Philadelphia 76ers, Washington Bullets

Central: Atlanta Hawks, Chicago Bulls, Cleveland Cavaliers, Detroit Pistons, Indiana Pacers, Milwaukee Bucks, Minnesota Timberwolves, Toronto Raptors

Midwest: Dallas Mavericks, Denver Nuggets, Houston Rockets, Kansas City Twisters, New Orleans Pelicans, Oklahoma City Thunder, San Antonio Spurs, Spirits of St Louis

Pacific: Arizona Suns, Golden State Warriors, Los Angeles Lakers, Portland Trailblazers, Sacramento Kings, Seattle Supersonics, Utah Jazz, Vancouver Grizzlies

NHL

Smythe: Anaheim Ducks, Calgary Flames, Colorado Avalanche, Edmonton Oilers, Los Angeles Kings, San Jose Sharks, Seattle Totems, Vancouver Canucks

Norris: Chicago Blackhawks, Dallas Desperados, Detroit Red Wings, Houston Aeros, Kansas City Scouts, Minnesota North Stars, St Louis Blues, Winnipeg Jets

Adams: Boston Bruins, Buffalo Sabres, Cincinnati Cyclones, Cleveland Barons, Montreal Canadiens, Ottawa Senators, Quebec Nordiques, Toronto Maple Leafs

Patrick:

Charlotte Checkers, New Jersey Devils, New York Islanders, New York Rangers, Philadelphia Flyers, Pittsburgh Penguins, Tampa Bay Lightning, Washington Capitals

Alignments for an "Ultimate Spring League" I tried to do on Backbreaker a couple years ago...

Alignment A

EAST

European: Amsterdam Admirals, Barcelona Dragons, Frankfurt Galaxy, London Monarchs

Northeast: Hamilton Tiger Cats, Montreal Alouettes, Ottawa Renegades, Toronto Argonauts

Atlantic: Boston Breakers, NY/NJ Knights, Ohio Glory, Philadelphia Stars

Southeast: Birmingham Vulcans, Memphis Grizzlies, Orlando Thunder, Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks

WEST

Central: Chicago Blitz, Michigan Panthers, Saskatchewan Roughriders, Winnipeg Blue Bombers

Southwest: Denver Gold, Mexico City Jaguars, Oklahoma Outlaws, San Antonio Riders

Northwest: BC Lions, Calgary Stampeders, Edmonton Eskimos, Portland Platypus

Pacific: Hawaiians, Los Angeles Avengers, Sacramento Gold Miners, Las Vegas Vipers

Alignment B

EAST

Metropolitan: Amsterdam Admirals, Frankfurt Galaxy, Rhein Fire, Paris Musketeers

Capitol: Barcelona Dragons, Dublin Celts, London Monarchs, Scottish Claymores

Atlantic: Montreal Machine, NY/NJ Knights, Ohio Glory, Philadelphia Stars

Southeast: Orlando Thunder, Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks, Tampa Bay Bandits, Baltimore Stallions

WEST

Central: Chicago Blitz, Michigan Panthers, Birmingham Vulcans, Memphis Grizzlies

Southwest: San Antonio Riders, Oklahoma Outlaws, Mexico City Aztecs, Houston Oilers

Frontier: Denver Gold, New Mexico Scorpions, Utah Express, Las Vegas Vipers

Pacific: Hawaiians, Los Angeles Avengers, Portland Platypus, Sacramento Gold Miners

Alignment C

EAST

European: Amsterdam Admirals, Barcelona Dragons, Frankfurt Galaxy, London Monarchs

Atlantic: Boston Breakers, Montreal Machine, NY/NJ Knights, Toronto Huskies

Central: Michigan Panthers, Ohio Glory, Philadelphia Stars, Norfolk Neptunes

Southeast: Birmingham Vulcans, Orlando Thunder, Memphis Grizzlies, Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks

WEST

Central: Chicago Blitz, Omaha Nighthawks, Saskatchewan Snowhawks, Winnipeg Lumberjacks

Southwest: Houston Oilers, San Antonio Riders, Oklahoma Outlaws, Mexico City Aztecs

Northwest: Denver Gold, Utah Express, Portland Platypus, Vancouver Orcas

Pacific: Hawaiians, Los Angeles Avengers, Sacramento Gold Miners, Las Vegas Vipers

Alignment D

WORLD (WFL/WLAF/CFL) *Expansion

European: Amsterdam Admirals, Barcelona Dragons, Frankfurt Galaxy, London Monarchs

Atlantic: Montreal Machine, NY/NJ Knights, Ohio Glory, Orlando Thunder

Central: San Antonio Riders, Shreveport Pirates, Mexico City Jaguars*, Albuquerque Roadrunners*

Pacific: Hawaiians, SoCal Sun, Portland Storm, Sacramento Surge

UNITED (USFL)

Southeast: Jacksonville Bulls, Tampa Bay Bandits, Birmingham Stallions, Memphis Showboats

Atlantic: Michigan Panthers, New Jersey Generals, Pittsburgh Maulers, Philadelphia Stars

Central: Chicago Blitz, Houston Gamblers, New Orleans Breakers, Oklahoma Outlaws

Pacific: Arizona Wranglers, Denver Gold, LA Express, Oakland Invaders

Another pointless Arena Football Alignment...

ATLANTIC DIVISION

Albany Firebirds

Buffalo Destroyers

New England Seawolves

New Jersey Red Dogs

Philadelphia Soul

SOUTHERN DIVISION

Georgia Force

Jacksonville Sharks

New Orleans Voodoo

Orlando Predators

Tampa Bay Storm

CENTRAL DIVISION
Chicago Bruisers

Detroit Drive

Houston Drillers

Iowa Barnstormers

Milwaukee Mustangs

PACIFIC DIVISION
Anaheim Piranhas

Arizona Rattlers

Las Vegas Outlaws

San Jose Sabercats

Spokane Shock

Baseball in an alternate universe...

American League

East

Boston Red Sox (Since 1901)

Miami Marlins (Since 1993)

New York Yankees (Since 1913; Formerly NY Highlanders 1903-12)

Philadelphia Athletics (Since 1901)

Washington Nationals (Since 1998)

Central

Atlanta Firebirds (Since 1970; Formerly replacement Washington Senators 1961-69)

Chicago White Sox (Since 1901)

Cleveland Indians (Since 1915; Formerly Blues 1901-02, Naps 1903-14)

Detroit Tigers (Since 1901)

Kansas City Royals (Since 1961)

West

Arizona Diamondbacks (Est 1998)

Denver Zephyrs (Since 1969)

Los Angeles Angels (Since 1954; Formerly original Washington Senators 1901-53)

San Francisco Seals (Since 1954; Formerly Milwaukee Brewers 1901, St Louis Browns 1902-53)

Texas Rangers (Since 1969)

National League

East

Baltimore Orioles (Since 1946; Formerly Philadelphia Phillies 1883-1945)

Brooklyn Dodgers (Est 1884)

Montreal Expos (Est 1969)

Pittsburgh Pirates (Est 1887)

Toronto Blue Jays (Est 1977)

Central

Chicago Cubs (Since 1874)

Cincinnati Reds (Est 1882)

Milwaukee Braves (Since 1953; Formerly Boston 1871-1952)

Minnesota Giants (Since 1957; Formerly New York 1883-1956)

St Louis Cardinals (Est 1892)

West

Hollywood Stars (Est 1962)

Houston Astros (Since 1965; Formerly Colt 45s 1962-64)

Portland Beavers (Est 1977)

San Jose Stingrays (Est 1993)

Seattle Pilots (Est 1969)

Pointless Realignment Holiday Special Tournament...

FIRST ROUND BYES

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964)

A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)

Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983)

WILD CARDS

The Little Drummer Boy (1968)

Frosty the Snowman (1969)

Santa Claus is Coming to Town (1970)

The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974)

The Small One (1978)

Christmas Comes to Pac Land (1982)

Muppet Family Christmas (1987)

Annabelle's Wish (1997)

My NFL:

And I'd keep the 16 week schedule, and either get rid of the bye week during the regular season, or if they have to have it, give one conference off one week (week 8), the other conference off the following week (week 9). That would never fly due to television only getting 8 games to televise vs. 13, 14, 15 or 16. It would also never fly in this day and age because of fantasy :-\

That would be nice, except I would do it like this...

George Halas Conference

Tim Mara Division: Carolina Panthers, Dallas Cowboys, NY Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington "Warriors"

Curly Lambeau Division: Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Dan Reeves* Division: Arizona Cardinals, LA Rams, New Orleans Saints, SF 49ers, Seattle Seahawks

*The Dan Reeves who moved the Rams from Cleveland to LA in '46. Could also be called the Bidwill Division?

Lamar Hunt Conference

Ralph Wilson Division: Atlanta Falcons, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, New England Patriots, New York Jets

Art Rooney Division: Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Indianapolis Colts, Pittsburgh Steelers

Bud Adams Division: Denver Broncos, Houston Oilers, Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers

Here's my take on a College Football postseason.

• 32 teams (10 conference champions and 22 at-large) compete in a single-elimination bracket format.
• Duration: approximately five weeks (second weekend of December to third weekend of January).
• Each of the first 28 games will take place in a bowl site that is determined chiefly by the geographical location of the highest seeded teams (much like the NCAA basketball tournament).
• The semifinal and final would operate exactly as it does now, with the two semifinal games rotating between the predetermined large bowls, and the final being played in a predetermined site.
• Eight bowl games (or greater if more are added) would exist for non-playoff qualifying schools. Currently, those bowl games are the R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl, the Gildan New Mexico Bowl, the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl, the Raycom Media Camelia Bowl, the Boca Raton Bowl, the Popeyes Bahamas Bowl, the Military Bowl presented by Northrop Grumman, and the GoDaddy Bowl.
• Below is an example of what a 2015 version of the format outlined above might look like. (Disclaimer: I seeded the teams yesterday, so the seeds do not reflect any of the conference championship games and follow the Week 15 College Football Playoff Rankings.)

Seeds (all-caps denotes conference champion):

• 1s: Alabama (1), Oregon (2), Florida State (3), Ohio State (4)
• 2s: Baylor (5), TCU (6), Mississippi State (7), Michigan State (8)
• 3s: Ole Miss (9), Arizona (10), Kansas State (11), Georgia Tech (12)
• 4s: Georgia (13), UCLA (14), Arizona State (15), Missouri (16)
• 5s: Clemson (17), Wisconsin (18), Auburn (19), Boise State (20)
• 6s: Louisville (21) Utah (22), LSU (23), USC (24)
• 7s: Minnesota (25), Nebraska (NR/26), Oklahoma (NR/27), Marshall (NR/28)
• 8s: Memphis (NR/29), Duke (NR/30), Northern Illinois (NR/31), Georgia Southern (NR/32)
• First six out: Colorado State, Air Force, Cincinnati, UCF, West Virginia, Stanford

That would be an awesome playoff bracket.

And for the record, I wish Buffalo Wild Wings sponsored the Holiday Bowl instead of the Citrus Bowl.

The NBA without Donald Sterling

Pacific:

Golden State Warriors

Los Angeles Lakers

Portland Trail Blazers

Sacramento Kings

Seattle Supersonics (formerly Clippers)

Midwest:

Denver Nuggets

Memphis Grizzlies

Milwaukee Bucks

Minnesota Timberwolves

Utah Jazz

Southwest:

Dallas Mavericks

Houston Rockets

Oklahoma City Thunder

Phoenix Suns

San Antonio Spurs

Atlantic:

Boston Celtics

Brooklyn Nets

New York Knicks

Philadelphia 76ers

Washington Federals*

Central:

Chicago Bulls

Cleveland Cavaliers

Detroit Pistons

Indiana Pacers

Toronto Raptors

Southeast:

Atlanta Hawks

Charlotte Hornets

Miami Heat

New Orleans Pelicans

Orlando Magic

*Anything other than Wizards

Here's a 32 team CFL...

Northern Conference:

Capitol: Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Hamilton

Century: Columbus, New York, Hartford, Quebec City

Central: Winnipeg, Saskatchewan, Milwaukee, Chicago

Coastal: BC, Calgary, Edmonton, Portland

Southern Conference:

Capitol: Virginia, Baltimore, Orlando, Raleigh-Durham

Central: Birmingham, Memphis, Louisville, Shreveport

Century: Omaha, Utah, Oklahoma City, San Antonio,

Coastal: Los Angeles, Sacramento, Las Vegas, Albuquerque

And a 32 team WLAF/USFL

Version 1:

Eastern Conference

Capitol: Amsterdam, Dublin, London, Scotland

Century: Barcelona, Frankfurt, Paris, Rhein

Central: Ohio, Virginia, Tampa Bay, Orlando

Coastal: Boston, New York, Montreal, Philadelphia

Western Conference

Capitol: Mexico City, San Antonio, Houston, Oklahoma

Century: Chicago, Birmingham, Memphis, Louisville

Central: Utah, Omaha, Albuquerque, Denver

Coastal: Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, Sacramento

Version 2

World American Football Conference

Metro: Amsterdam, Barcelona, Frankfurt, London

Atlantic: Montreal, New York, Ohio, Orlando

Central: Houston, Mexico City, Oklahoma, San Antonio

Pacific: Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, Sacramento

United States Football Conference

Atlantic: Boston, Philadelphia, Virginia, Louisville

Southern: Birmingham, Memphis, Shreveport, Tampa Bay

Central: Chicago, Omaha, Milwaukee, Michigan

Pacific: Anaheim, New Mexico, San Jose, Utah

How about the CFL try the US experiment again? But with a little twist:CFL Canadian Conference:West: B.C., Calgary, Edmonton, Saskatchewan, Winnipeg; Saskatoon (expansion)East: Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto; Nova Scotia (expansion), Quebec City (expansion)CFL United States Conference (all expansions):West: Sacramento, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Las Vegas, San Antonio, ShreveportEast: Orlando, Birmingham, Chicago, Memphis, New York/New Jersey, BaltimoreEach team will face 5 division foes twice, plus facing 2 teams of other 3 divisions for every 3 years (and on a home-and-home basis for every 6 years).Your thoughts?

Pretty good alignment, here's an article I found on this same subject...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1685288-cfl-usa-how-to-make-it-work-this-time-and-15-places-where-it-could

Once again, another pointless spring football alignment concept. Once again, using the original WLAF as my model.

Option 1

European: Amsterdam, Barcelona, Frankfurt, London, 5th team (either Scotland or Rhein)

North American East: Montreal, New York, Ohio, Orlando, Virginia

North American Central: Birmingham, Chicago, Memphis, Oklahoma City, San Antonio

North American West: Albuquerque, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Mexico City, Portland

Option 2

European: see option 1

North American East: see option 1

North American Central: Birmingham, Mexico City, Memphis, Oklahoma City, San Antonio

North American West: Albuquerque, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, Bay Area (either Sacramento or San Jose)

Option 3

European: see option 1

North American East: see option 1

North American Central: Birmingham, Chicago, Memphis, Mexico City, San Antonio

North American West: Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, Sacramento, Albuquerque

Option 4

European: see option 1

North American East: see option 1

North American Central: Birmingham, Chicago, Memphis, Oklahoma City, San Antonio

North American West: Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Mexico City, Portland, Sacramento

Option 5

European: see option 1

North American East: see option 1

North American Central: Birmingham, San Antonio, Mexico City, 4th and 5th teams (between Omaha, Memphis, Louisville, Chicago, Oklahoma City and Shreveport)

North American West: Albuquerque, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, Sacramento

Pointless NBA Alignment

Western Conference

PACIFIC
Golden State Warriors

LA Clippers

LA Lakers

Phoenix Suns

Portland Trailblazers

Sacramento Kings

Seattle Supersonics (Expansion)

MIDWEST
Dallas Mavericks

Denver Nuggets

Houston Rockets

Memphis Grizzlies

Minnesota Timberwolves

Oklahoma City Thunder

San Antonio Spurs

Utah Jazz

Eastern Conference

CENTRAL
Atlanta Hawks

Chicago Bulls

Cleveland Cavaliers

Detroit Pistons

Indiana Pacers

Milwaukee Bucks

New Orleans Pelicans

Toronto Raptors

ATLANTIC

Boston Celtics

Brooklyn Nets

Charlotte Hornets

Miami Heat

New York Knicks

Orlando Magic

Philadelphia 76ers

Washington (Something other than Wizards)

After seeing the previous posts, I like the Milwaukee one in the Norris Division. However, no "sections"? You know, 2 4-team sub-divisions?

I would group like this:

1. - Campbell Conference:

1.1. - Smythe Division:

1.1.1. - Northwest: Calgary/Edmonton/Vancouver/Seattle

1.1.2. - Pacific: Anaheim/LA Kings/Phoenix/San Jose

1.2. - Norris Division:

1.2.1. - Central: Chicago/Detroit/Milwaukee/St. Louis

1.2.2. - Midwest: Colorado/Houston/Minnesota/Winnipeg

2. - Wales Conference:

2.1. - Adams Division:

2.1.1. - Northeast: Boston/Buffalo/Quebec/Montreal

2.1.2. - Mideast: Cleveland/Ottawa/Pittsburgh/Toronto

2.2. - Patrick Division:

2.2.1. - Atlantic: Hartford/NJ Devils/NY Islanders/NY Rangers

2.2.2. - Southeast: Carolina/Philadelphia/Tampa Bay/Washington

Any thoughts?

Very nice. The Campbell looks good but I'd do the Wales like this...

NE: Buffalo/Montreal/Ottawa/Toronto

Mid: Boston/Cleveland/Hartford/Pittsburgh

Atlantic: Devils/Rangers/Islanders/Flyers

SE: Carolina/Tampa/Washington/Either Atlanta, Nashville or Florida

Another pointless NHL Alignment

CLARENCE CAMPBELL CONFERENCE

SMYTHE

Anaheim Ducks

Calgary Flames

Edmonton Oilers

Los Angeles Kings

Phoenix Roadrunners

San Jose Sharks

Seattle Totems

Vancouver Canucks

NORRIS

Chicago Blackhawks

Colorado Avalanche

Detroit Red Wings

Houston Aeros

Indianapolis Racers

Minnesota North Stars

St. Louis Blues

Winnipeg Jets

PRINCE OF WALES CONFERENCE

ADAMS

Boston Bruins

Buffalo Sabres

Cleveland Barons

Montreal Canadiens

Ottawa Senators

Quebec Nordiques

Pittsburgh Penguins

Toronto Maple Leafs

PATRICK

Carolina Hurricanes

Hartford Whalers

New Jersey Devils

New York Islanders

New York Rangers

Philadelphia Flyers

Tampa Bay Lightning

Washington Capitals

I like this although Milwaukee should be in there (maybe at Indianapolis's extent)

NORRIS

Chicago Blackhawks

Colorado Avalanche

Detroit Red Wings

Houston Aeros

Milwaukee Admirals

Minnesota North Stars

St. Louis Blues

Winnipeg Jets

How's this?

Another pointless NHL Alignment

CLARENCE CAMPBELL CONFERENCE

SMYTHE

Anaheim Ducks

Calgary Flames

Edmonton Oilers

Los Angeles Kings

Phoenix Roadrunners

San Jose Sharks

Seattle Totems

Vancouver Canucks

NORRIS
Chicago Blackhawks

Colorado Avalanche

Detroit Red Wings

Houston Aeros

Indianapolis Racers

Minnesota North Stars

St. Louis Blues

Winnipeg Jets

PRINCE OF WALES CONFERENCE

ADAMS
Boston Bruins

Buffalo Sabres

Cleveland Barons

Montreal Canadiens

Ottawa Senators

Quebec Nordiques

Pittsburgh Penguins

Toronto Maple Leafs

PATRICK
Carolina Hurricanes

Hartford Whalers

New Jersey Devils

New York Islanders

New York Rangers

Philadelphia Flyers

Tampa Bay Lightning

Washington Capitals

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Another pointless Realignment.

The Ultimate Spring Football League (USFL-World League merger)

World Conference

European

Amsterdam Admirals

Barcelona Dragons

Frankfurt Galaxy

London Monarchs

Atlantic

Montreal Machine

New York Knights

Orlando Thunder

Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks

Central

Birmingham Fire

Mexico City Aztecs

Ohio Glory

San Antonio Riders

Pacific

Las Vegas Scorpions

Los Angeles Avengers

Portland Platypus

Sacramento Surge

United Conference

Atlantic

New Jersey Generals

Philadelphia Stars

Pittsburgh Maulers

Washington Federals

Central

Chicago Blitz

Detroit Prowlers (Michigan Panthers tribute)

Houston Gamblers

Oklahoma Outlaws

Southern

Jacksonville Bulls

Memphis Showboats

New Orleans Breakers

Tampa Bay Bandits

Pacific

Arizona Wranglers

Denver Gold

Los Angeles Express

Oakland Invaders

Pointless College Football Realignment

PAC (Pacific Athletic Conference)

North:

BYU

California

Stanford

Oregon

Oregon State

Utah

Washington

Washington State

South:

Arizona

Arizona St.

Colorado

Nevada

San Diego State

UCLA

UNLV

USC

Great Midwest (Formerly Big 10/11/12)

Lakes:

Illinois

Michigan

Michigan State

Northwestern

Notre Dame

Ohio State

Syracuse

Wisconsin

Plains:

Indiana

Iowa

Minnesota

Missouri

Nebraska

Penn State

Pittsburgh

Purdue

The New Southwest Conference

Baylor

Colorado State

Houston

Iowa State

Kansas

Kansas State

North Texas

Oklahoma

Oklahoma State

Texas

TCU

Texas Tech

Tulsa

UTEP

Another pointless NHL alignment:

Clarence Campbell Conference

Smythe Division

Anaheim Ducks

Calgary Flames

Colorado Avalanche

Edmonton Oilers

Los Angeles Kings

Phoenix Coyotes

San Jose Sharks

Vancouver Canucks

Norris Division

Chicago Blackhawks

Dallas Stars

Detroit Red Wings

Minnesota Wild

Nashville Predators

St. Louis Blues

Winnipeg Jets

Prince of Wales Conference

Adams Division

Boston Bruins

Buffalo Sabres

Columbus Blue Jackets

Montreal Canadiens

Ottawa Senators

Pittsburgh Penguins

Toronto Maple Leafs

Patrick Division

Carolina Hurricanes

Florida Panthers

New Jersey Devils

New York Islanders

New York Rangers

Philadelphia Flyers

Tampa Bay Lightning

Washington Capitals

NHL Realignment for 2011-12

WEST

Pacific: Anaheim, Dallas, LA Kings, Phoenix, San Jose

Northwest: Calgary, Colorado, Edmonton, Vancouver, Winnipeg

Central: Chicago, Columbus, Detroit, Minnesota, St Louis

EAST

Atlantic: New Jersey, NY Islanders, NY Rangers, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh

Northeast: Boston, Buffalo, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto

Southeast: Carolina, Florida, Nashville, Tampa Bay, Washington

Another update to my pointless minor hockey league alignment:

Pacific:

Alaska Aces

Arizona Sundogs

Bakersfield Condors

Fresno Falcons

Idaho Steelheads

Las Vegas Wranglers

San Diego Gulls

Tacoma Sabercats

Midwest:

Colorado Gold Kings

Houston Aeros

Oklahoma City Barons

New Orleans Brass

San Antonio Rampage

Utah Grizzlies

Wichita Thunder

Atlantic:

Adirondack Phantoms

Connecticut Whale

Orlando Solar Bears

Portland Pirates

Providence Bruins

Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins

Worcester Sharks

Central:

Atlanta Thrashers NEW MEMBER

Chicago Wolves

Cleveland Barons

Charlotte Checkers

Fort Wayne Komets

Grand Rapids Griffins

Hamilton Bulldogs

Milwaukee Admirals

Pointless NBA Alignment

Western Conference

PACIFIC

Golden State Warriors

Los Angeles Clippers

Los Angeles Lakers

Portland Trail Blazers

Seattle Kings

MIDWEST

Denver Nuggets

Kasnas City Hornets

Memphis Grizzlies

Minnesota Timberwolves

Utah Jazz

SOUTHWEST

Dallas Mavericks

Houston Rockets

Oklahoma City Thunder

Phoenix Suns

San Antonio Spurs

Eastern Conference

*as is*

Another pointless spring football league alignment

WORLD CONFERENCE

European

Amsterdam Admirals

Barcelona Dragons

Frankfurt Galaxy

London Monarchs

Scottish Claymores

North American East

Hartford Knights

Montreal Machine

Ohio Glory

Orlando Thunder

Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks

North American West

Anaheim Villains

Mexico City Aztecs

Portland Pranksters

Sacramento Surge

San Antonio Riders

UNITED CONFERENCE

Atlantic

Boston Breakers

New Jersey Generals

Philadelphia Stars

Virginia Destroyers

Washington Federals

Central

Birmingham Stallions

Chicago Blitz

Memphis Showboats

Michigan Panthers

Tampa Bay Bandits

Pacific

Denver Gold

Las Vegas Locos

Los Angeles Express

New Mexico Outlaws

Oakland Invaders

Two more pointless NHL realignments:

28 Team Alignment:

CLARENCE CAMPBELL CONFERENCE

Smythe Division

Anaheim Mighty Ducks

Calgary Flames

Edmonton Oilers

Los Angeles Kings

Phoenix Roadrunners

San Jose Sharks

Vancouver Canucks

Norris Division

Chicago Blackhawks

Colorado Avalanche

Houston Aeros

Indianapolis Racers

Minnesota North Stars

St. Louis Blues

Winnipeg Jets

PRINCE OF WHALES CONFERENCE

Patrick Division

Hartford Whalers

New Jersey Devils

New York Rangers

Philadelphia Flyers

Pittsburgh Penguins

Tampa Bay Lightning

Washington Capitals

Adams Division

Boston Bruins

Buffalo Sabres

Cleveland Barons

Detroit Red Wings

Montreal Canadiens

Ottawa Senators

Toronto Maple Leafs

30 Team Alignment:

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Northwest

Calgary Flames

Colorado Avalanche

Edmonton Oilers

Vancouver Canucks

Winnipeg Jets

Southwest

Anaheim Mighty Ducks

Houston Aeros

Los Angeles Kings

Phoenix Roadrunners

San Jose Sharks

Midwest

Chicago Blackhawks

Detroit Red Wings

Indianapolis Racers

Minnesota North Stars

St. Louis Blues

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

New Jersey Devils

New York Islanders

New York Rangers

Philadelphia Flyers

Pittsburgh Penguins

Northeast

Boston Bruins

Buffalo Sabres

Montreal Canadiens

Ottawa Senators

Toronto Maple Leafs

Central

Carolina Hurricanes

Cleveland Barons

Hartford Whalers

Tampa Bay Lightning

Washington Capitals

The home and away on Worcester seem like the way San Jose should've made the transition to the EDGE system.