Bathysphere

The Georgia bold font was good. Block font looks pretty good too. Its honestly just funny watching them try to hype this up to the layfan when Id think that our kind are the only ones whod really “get it.”

*cough* *cough* jags wore 12 *cough*

Um. Anyways, the Jags posted their free agents numbers. Only interesting one is TE Evan Engram returning to his college number, 17. Also, they forgot the sleeve detail in their own graphic for some reason.

Guys, I have a crazy mother:censored:ing idea: what if, and hear me out, the Broncos, yes the Denver Broncos, ditched their current primary jerseys, yeah you heard me right, and made their color rush jerseys their primary, and, hold on, what if it was paired with, call me crazy, white pants that match the jersey stripes? Would a single other person on earth agree to this bat :censored: idea of mine?

Super love it when I think there’s actual news on account of there being high activity in a thread that’s been dead for days, and it’s all just one dummy stroking himself over one really unfunny “x looks like y” joke. Super duper love it.

I’m predicting the Rams next uniform will be all-white color rush. Probably another new white jersey and pants with exclusively “heritage” accents to honor the Fearsome Foursome era. Or, perhaps, just some new white pants to make a color rush with the current white jersey. I mean, did they say whether it was gonna be new jerseys for both years or just uniforms?

This was a wild cultural moment for the site because people were really asking themselves if #Fire meant that there was gonna be literal flames involved with the design.

This website direly needs a bold print disclaimer against posting pictures of helmets you found under the impression they could potentially be new/alternates for some NFL team without first checking to make sure it isn’t just some retail-only recolor model for putting on a shelf in your home office that all 31 other teams have a version of. I don’t believe that any helmet has ever leaked the way that some think they would through these found images of retail-only recolors.

It was honestly impossible for me to imagine a graphic design so crudely conceived that so much space is wasted, yet still they manage to let the featured element get cut off because it doesnt fit. That is, it was impossible until I saw this logo. Its like they dared their designer to develop the graphic design-equivalent to fitting a square peg in a round hole. Its actually painful. Its about sports, its a logo, and, by god, it is bad.

I think the Cardinals should look exactly like this and I am not joking.

Request for shameless plug processing. Request for shameless plug granted.

The Coms have not often been leotard users in the last several years. And, Nike has shown time and again that they usually pick the monochrome combos to show off in promos, then the team just does whatever they want when the pieces are handed off to them. We may frequently see tamer combos, like burgundy-white-burgundy, or white-burgundy-white. Alternatively, we may end up witnessing the worst case scenario because that’s what this franchise deserves in any case.

Kind of out of my mind that grown adult men need any more than this.

The Jaguars held a salute to service charity event where volunteers were given teal #21 jerseys left and right, and many of them (would appear to be all in the men’s cut) were mistakenly screenprinted with numbers made for the black jersey, making the flushed black outline into a contrasting one. In case you were wondering what that would look like. I could take it or leave it, personally. I’ve come to appreciate the outlineless aesthetic and really wasn’t a fan of the single outlines that the 2009 set used. I would also rather they added more gold before putting any more black on there.

Jag’s adding Urban Meyer’s slogan to the inner collar. At least it’s not the PJ Fleck treatment.

Look, all Im saying is this season will mark their fifth wearing their two stripes that aren’t intentionally placed to be cut off at the cuff. Maybe, just maybe, with them wearing the three stripe throwbacks so often this year, just maybe could they get some support for fitting all three stripes on the primaries…

Sheeshhh, all of this and yall were still taking these as the real deal, and you call yourselves uni nerds. Also, I see a lot of folks are celebrating like the Rams “fixed their mistake” as though this is *replacing* the bone as the away, but it’s not (at least not yet). It’s their alternate, and they’re wearing it their allotted three times. One of them is gonna be wasted on the Titans, though it should be a treat matched with Bears homes and the 49ers red throwbacks. That doesn’t mean that fan demand won’t eventually lead to the designations switching, but until then we’re holding our breath on the abolition of bone.

That’s a normal bone jersey. Look at the sleeves. Those are the Lunar and Eclipse edition helmets that the NFL makes and sells for every team. They’ve been making retail-only alternate color helmets like that for years.

Prepared to eat my words, but I’ll bite the bullet and say that this seems fake to me. Like a fashion jersey design half-assedly derived from the home jersey that he ordered from a non-Nike party. If you watch the actual video in his Insta story (which is still up at this moment), you’ll find there are no swooshes visible above the TV numbers. I also question why TV numbers would be included at all at this point when they already decided they were unnecessary within the same design. Maybe to add a smidgen of blue to that area, but if you look at the player cut of the home jersey, the design clearly has no room for TV numbers. They also didn’t include the ‘LA’ logo patch on the back of the collar, which would be a strange discontinuity from the existing jerseys in the set. I feel similarly about the lack of piping within the numbers. Ive been wrong before, and based on what Andrew Whitworth said we may see something similar anyways, but this doesn’t add up.

A recent Madden promo showed off the Bengals’ new white over black combo. IMO this looks fantastic matched up with the Steelers and Id love to see it any day over the washed out all white. I also think that the black jersey paired with the simple white pants with the black stripes looks very sharp. If they stuck with these two combos for the home and away and burned the orange stripe pants, this update would be near perfect and always match up well against their AFC North rivals. However, I can't expect them to be so wise.

Last season, they wore white socks in 3/6 times that they wore white pants. All three times were prior to week 5. The one time they wore teal over white they wore black socks. They released these photos of Trevor earlier in the offseason where he wore black socks with the same look, and also had Josh Allen in teal/white/black in their teal primary promo video. They’ve been very confusing in forecasting their sock use for the coming season, though I would suspect it’ll be like last season with white socks used early on for some bs heat deflection reasoning, then shelved. The one thing that the color rush system did to this league which I hate the most was sneakily add white socks to every teams style guide, which they cannot be trusted with.

mod edit

One day, someone will once again ask this question for the 800th time instead of scrolling back through this thread which happens to be the lone internet destination where literally every single piece of knowledge about 2021 NFL uniform changes that can be legally disseminated by members of the boards is harbored, and someone will come out of the woodwork to leak some scoop they were holding onto which no one else had any idea about until that moment, and all they were waiting for was someone to ask. Today is not that day.

*whistling* nothing to see here

That's what the crawler has looked like this whole time. It definitely has aged about as well as, well, its head. Id love to see a fresh crawler on the sleeves.