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Ok ya the sentiments are being felt now

RT @themiltron: [god creating jellyfish] how bout an evil bag

*Pronounces Beyoncé as Bee-once*

I'm at my least New Orleans on Mardi Gras weekend when people all around begin getting drunk at 6am

Guns

GIRL: It's really attractive when a guy can fix cars ME: *holding a large pair of scissors* Where are this one's testes

RT @iamspacegirl: ? I wish I was a little koala I wish I was smaller I wish I had a tree with good food, I would crawl there ?

On this episode of Life in the Toilet, I am browsing various recipes being completed by YouTubers. They make it look so easy! Please kill me

@sarahjoyshockey Oh noes

@MaddiePolonus I bet if I looked I'd have seen a girl watching other people drive but I don't watch other people drive

Is it a good morning?

RT @living_marble: Home Alone is a fairly transparent retelling of Alien from the xenomorph's perspective. A xenomorph I will henceforth re…

What? "Delectable" has a highly positive connotation "While this is true, 1) You're saying it about my baby & 2) I have no idea who you are"

I just had to scrape a tiny bit of ice off my windshield for the first time in like 4 years life is so hard

Alright who the hell is messing with me https://t.co/WICEO8ZmP2

RT @halloweenbears: Him: I'm a free lancer. Her: what kind of stuff do you write? Him (trying to hide medieval weapons and armor): uhhhh sp…

McDonald's breakfast: Oh hell yea gonna be productive today McDonald's at 2am: Lol living the life McDonald's lunch: I need psychiatric help

"Yeah we can do a black princess, just as long as she's a frog for most of the movie"- Disney

RT @NoToFeminism: I don’t need feimsn because I love kids, & all femisits LOVE abortions! Instead of going to get massages they get abortio…

RT @bobvulfov: ANNOUNCER: mike trout always crushes the baseballTROUT: *whispering to a ball* u have never made ur wife climax u weak lose…

RT @pumpkin_horse: #relatable #RelatableVine #mom #momsbelike that feel when!!! https://t.co/OdBBHrbQqP

RT @TheAlexP: *dog pokes me with nose**stop, it's late*(Dog looks at me with sad eyes)*ugh, ok*[sets up poker table for him and his…

RT @Seinfeld2000: Uncle leo eyebrows on fleek http://t.co/kVrzgzAixg

RT @jazmasta: DOC: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?ME: Can't say I doDOC: That's one of the…

3rd Rock from the Sun is on Netflix #score