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 My vote is for the Major International League of Football. Recruit straight out of high school and have the MILF make men out of those boys! 

The Bidwells and the McCaskeys (or McCasket in Virginia’s case) have to be the best arguments I’ve seen against aristocracy. 

2 hours ago, Sec19Row53 said:

When 50% of first round picks are 'just a guy', it's a crapshoot. How are those 5 first round QBs from the first 15 picks of 2021 working out? 

Let’s see: Trevor Lawrence at least seems to be above average at worst and really good at best and took a terrible team one year to a division title and a playoff win the next. After firing Sub-Urban Meyer, it turns out he wasn’t too bad, go figure

Zach Wilson: Dude is playing for the Jets. Do I truly need to say much more?

Trey Lance: The 49ers found their QB but it turns out it was Mr. Irrelevant. They also happen to have one of the deepest rosters in the NFL .

Justin Fields: Went to the Graveyard of Quarterbacks known as Chicago. 
Mac Jones: Was a rookie All-Pro. His issue is more his supporting cast and a coach who should’ve ridden off into the sunset when Brady left IMO.

Like that? Turns out you need a solid roster and competent coaching to succeed. 

It’s fool’s gold if the administration, ownership and coaching staff are beyond incompetent like they are in Glendale or Arlington Park. Otherwise? Yeah, there’s a shot at reinvigorating a franchise. 

Not Safe For Life sounds better than the Major International League of Football. 

CBS 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST

Red: Dolphins at Bills

Blue: Ravens at Browns

Yellow: Broncos at Bears (A quarter sixth of the country being subjected to this should be considered a Geneva Violation)

Orange: Steelers at Texans

CBS 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST

Green: Raiders at Chargers

FOX 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST

Red: Commanders at Eagles

Blue: Bengals at Titans

Green: Rams at Colts

Yellow: Buccaneers at Saints

Orange: Vikings at Panthers

FOX 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST

Red: Patriots at Cowboys

Blue: Cardinals at 49ers

Just now, BBTV said:

While we all fall into the trap, it’s better not to even engage with that particular troll. 

You're right. You're absolutely right. No intention on going further but still. 

4 hours ago, Unocal said:

Are the Chiefs basically a beneficiary of the NFL legislating defense out of the sport?

 

KC feels like a flag football team- no toughness, no physicality, all finesse, SOFT

Right. So the team that’s allowed the 4th fewest points and the 6th fewest yards is soft. Would it kill you to know what you’re talking about before you spout off?

Detroit vs. Green Bay

Atlanta vs. Jacksonville

LA Rams vs. Indianapolis

Baltimore vs. Cleveland

Minnesota vs. Carolina

Cincinnati vs. Tennessee

Tampa Bay vs. New Orleans

Miami vs. Buffalo

Denver vs. Chicago (Greatest Game by UTree potential here)

Washington vs. Philadelphia

Pittsburgh vs. Houston

Las Vegas vs. LA Chargers

Arizona vs. San Francisco

New England vs. Dallas

Kansas City vs. NY Jets

Seattle vs. NY Giants

4 hours ago, GDAWG said:

Several notes from the gathering:

 

- 20 teams, including the remaining teams from the CIF.  

- Every game will be televised nationally.

- Owners will be diverse, from female to overseas.  

 

It's fitting that a scam league is going to play at an arena with the naming rights belonging to a scam. 

I honestly thought the Swift-Kelce rumors were a joke or some publicist campaign. 

They might actually be real. We're going to see a lot of custom Chiefs jerseys with "Swift" on the back. The other part of the Internet is covered with a guy with the last name "Sneed" so why not do it for the "normie" side? 

Judging by the Dolphins-Broncos, Bills-Commanders and now Chiefs-Bears, the NFL must’ve hired some real sick :censored:s for writers. Must’ve gotten them from cartoons.

I thought this was going to be one of those games where the Chiefs played down to their competition. Apparently that was impossible considering the Bears level of play. 
 

Taylor Swift dryhumping a giant drum would be a new sight, though. 

The winner of the Choker Bowl is the Vikings. And by winner, I mean in the sense Dewey beat Truman. 
 

Oh, and Taylor Swift is at Arrowhead. Only a matter of time before she bangs the bigass drum. 

We go live to Miami:

But personally?

Seeing dead horses get beat is my fetish

Only explanation I can possibly think of for hub cities is cost savings. And therein lies the reason. Still stupid as hell and anyone who's over the age of 5 could see the problems with it. Heck, even a smart toddler could. 

7 hours ago, DG_ThenNowForever said:

 

You mean Kansas City Chiefs legend Kyle Orton.

FTFY

This is what happens to a team that hasn’t had a great quarterback since the Golden Age of Radio. Since? Chicago is to quarterbacks as Afghanistan is to empires. I don’t even think Mahomes would’ve done well there. 

CBS 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST

Red: Patriots at Jets

Green: Broncos at Dolphins

Yellow: Bills at Commanders

Orange: Titans at Browns

Light Blue: Colts at Ravens

CBS 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST

Dark Blue: Panthers at Seahawks

FOX 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST

Red: Falcons at Lions

Blue: Saints at Packers

Green: Chargers at Vikings

Yellow: Texans at Jaguars

FOX 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST

Red: Bears at Chiefs

Blue: Cowboys at Cardinals

The UXFL? If we're going with minor league football, might as well make the league name as minor league as possible. 

USFL has higher production values and the XFL's football was better. Ideally you'd have a relatively competent league with decent presentation. Sure, not as good as the NFL, but what is? I think a few months time off between the Super Bowl and the beginning of the "Whatever the Hell This League Ends Up Getting Called" would be welcome. 

NY Giants vs. San Francisco

Atlanta vs. Detroit

LA Chargers vs. Minnesota

New Orleans vs. Green Bay

Houston vs. Jacksonville

Denver vs. Miami

Tennessee vs. Cleveland

Buffalo vs. Washington

Indianapolis vs. Baltimore

New England vs. NY Jets

Carolina vs. Seattle

Chicago vs. Kansas City

Dallas vs. Arizona

Pittsburgh vs. Las Vegas

Philadelphia vs. Tampa Bay

LA Rams vs. Cincinnati

19 minutes ago, infrared41 said:

 

Is that even possible at this point?

Feels like Hue Jackson asked a similar question after going 1-15 and somehow still having a job. Never underestimate how crap the Browns can get.

CBS 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST

Red: Chiefs at Jaguars

Blue: Raiders at Bills

Green: Ravens at Bengals

Yellow: Chargers at Titans

CBS 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST
Red: Jets at Cowboys

Blue: Commanders at Broncos

FOX 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST

Red: Seahawks at Lions

Dark Blue: Bears at Buccaneers 

Yellow: Packers at Falcons

Light Blue: Colts at Texans

FOX 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST

Green: Giants at Cardinals

Orange: 49ers at Rams

I think Turn Ahead the Clock Night should be a thing again. 
 

Hey, if 90s nostalgia is in, let's go ALL in.