Brendan Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money. "The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetsGoRangers. Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I've heard that exact same joke but with: a player from the Red Sox, Yankees, Cubs, or a John Kerry advisor/George W. Bush advisor being the father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Ouch www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 What do hockey goalies and Alabama girls have in common?They both change their pads after three periods..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illinirox1 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 What do hockey goalies and Alabama girls have in common?They both change their pads after three periods..... That's brutal. Put Your Hands up For Detroit (our lovely city) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 What do Canucks fans and Senator fans have in common?No rings.It's not meant to be funny, but for some reason I can't stop laughing. --- Chris Creamer Founder/Editor, SportsLogos.Net "The Mothership" • News • Facebook • X/Twitter • Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 What do Canucks fans and Senator fans have in common?No rings.It's not meant to be funny, but for some reason I can't stop laughing. i can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Helix- Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 What do Canucks fans and Senator fans have in common?No rings.It's not meant to be funny, but for some reason I can't stop laughing. And maybe Toronto can win again if the league ever goes back down to 6 teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 What do Canucks fans and Senator fans have in common?No rings.It's not meant to be funny, but for some reason I can't stop laughing. And maybe Toronto can win again if the league ever goes back down to 6 teams. Oh stick that ring/soother you call a history back in your mouth Tampa, noone's talkin to you --- Chris Creamer Founder/Editor, SportsLogos.Net "The Mothership" • News • Facebook • X/Twitter • Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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