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10 things to look forward to this CFB season


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If you love bread, ESPN is 'anti-sandwich.' If you hate end-pieces, ESPN will run a special about end pieces. Mark May will hold up two hard, crusty-ass end pieces and hype the :censored: out of them all year long. Bob Ley will run a special called ‘Outside The Loaf.’ Ivan Maisel will write a column with a pun-filled headline like 'The piece to the end puzzle' and mind-force you to read it and then email him in anger about it.
Imagine showing up for work and your boss saying:

“OK (your name), what we need you to do today is to go to a college campus full of hot :censored: and be good-looking on national television. Oh, and be sure to watch plenty of football, talk about plenty of football, and hang out with plenty of uber-famous football coaches. Anyway, here’s your hotel key and a few extra copies for any big busty sl*ts that happen to throw themselves in the general vicinity of your c**k during the upcoming Thursday-Sunday time frame.”

Wonderful!

the anti-sandwich part completely got me.

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